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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Geez, it's hot in here." The other screams
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it's a secret
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MAKE AMERICA AGAIN!
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ur so mean to me </3
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wow. subtweeting me. wowww
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I want to throw this computer out a window
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I'm so horny I could ate america,
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TRUE
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yoo me three (does not have boyfriend)
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I've still never watched it somehow
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that's what I'm working on
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diddy carties ❤️
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haha, remember last year when I got all that cranberry sauce stuck in my rectum? I plan something much more nefarious this year, mom.