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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Geez, it's hot in here." The other screams
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piss stopwatch #2

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MERRY GO FUCK YOURSELF

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

ass sofa

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submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

don't fuck me I'm scared

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a BIG BIG WEINER

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PRONOUNS . poo nouns, And pee NOUNS

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if you disagree, I will fuck you.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

regret

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beautiful day to get frustrated at windows millennium edition

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

ask me about my handlebars

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maybe genetics fucked me over in every other regard but I have damn pretty grey eyes so I win

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

pop tarts and sleeping

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i feel Very funny

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

HOW MANY WOODS CHUCKS CAN A WOOD CHUNK FUCK IF A REALLY FUCKING UGLY CHICKEN

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

i changed my pants

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

bang bang pow pow I am feeling very tired on this Day. I am going to tooth a brush in my hole, I'm gonna scrub my boner, and I'm going to take a nice long Nap .

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

they call him brocko bomba because he broke my back my bomb he drone strike my ass ouch my fucking war crime this man hurted me. and I thought obama meant family but clearly dreamworks lied

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do you ever just taste an overwhelming piss flavor out of nowhere

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

hey guys guess what. I shitted!

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know lesbians were invented

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

HAWK TUAHSDAY

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

fuck you this is my best Joke Boat answer

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

HEY BABY, ARE YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT? BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SEE YOU MY HEART FUCKING SINKS AND I WANT TO CRY

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

hey baby, you're like twitter. you drain me emotionally

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

are you a thunderstorm? because you're loud and you make me pee my pants

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

hey baby, do you believe in fate? because I think talking to you is a bad decision I was destined to make

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

You know what's really sexy? The sound of an Xbox 360 overheating.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

me when I am feeling joy.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

hey. if you were a burger from mcdonalds you'd be the mcgorgeous. let me in your pants now honey

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine how sweaty it is working out at the gym with a fursuit on

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I won 3 Joke Boat games this morning :3

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Gartic Phone is a device of sin sent from the 9th circle of hell as punishment for humanity's many sins.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

wehh I'm a puppyyy

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

tell me again why I'm trying to revive be funny now

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

If the internet exists in Cars, meme culture exists in Cars. This means street interviews exist. Honk Tuah is real.

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

Not only did Cars 9/11 happen, the plane was sentient.

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