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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

submitted 7 hours ago • 36 comments

only one way the Knicks can gameplan to stop Tyrese Haliburton: grind that Family Matters tape, baby

submitted 15 hours ago • 35 comments

knicks celtics'd it

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Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

lol what a bounce

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Update: Despite widespread reports of Musk “stepping back” from politics, he is still standing near enough by that the President runs US foreign policy in the insane way Musk wants it run and waves at him while doing so.

submitted 2 days ago • 137 comments

Don't look away, don't normalize: this is the virtually unconstrained leader of the world's most powerful country ambushing the president of South Africa with conspiracy-fueled racist propaganda promoted by his unelected billionaire maybe-appointee who has caused the deaths of children through DOGE.

submitted 2 days ago • 236 comments

The reason the Biden story won't go away is that the "Biden Inner Circle Coverup" story is the "Feinstein on Judiciary" story is the "Connolly instead of AOC on Oversight" story is the "Republicans are about to pass their Medicaid killer bill because 3 Dems have literally died in their seats" story.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

Happy Wednesday

submitted 2 days ago • 130 comments

The moneybagses could keep brainstorming about how to grow a liberal Joe Rogan in a vat or they could just make Shari Redstone a better offer, buy CBS, and run a network news operation that covers the myriad fuckups and abuses of the Trump administration without watering it down for fake balance

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 4 days ago • 253 comments

no man has better earned the title of Mr. Movies

submitted 4 days ago • 76 comments

“Sorry, we don’t have enough money for universal healthcare, we’re too busy paying people whose family members tried to overthrow the federal government”

submitted 4 days ago • 288 comments

Oh yeah gimme that shit www.thedailybeast.com/trump-world-...

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

bold of my company's 2-factor authentication policy to require me, a person with ADHD, to pick up and stare at my phone every time I need to access a corporate login

submitted 493 days ago • 2 comments

Ms. Rachel had the same arc as Ta Nehisi Coates where learning the basic facts of the situation made her go “this is unambiguously wrong” and it freaks out the credentialists who think serious people are supposed to say it’s complicated

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

“GOP tax bill may hurt the lowest earners and help the richest” you’re telling me this for the first time

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

They are literally forcing all of Gazans into a concentration camp in what used to be Rafah in southern Gaza, after destroying it. They are now planning on annihilating Khan Younis. There’s never been a genocide so thoroughly documented as it was live-streamed straight to our phones.

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muad dib is becoming more powerful

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Outside the Garden tonight.

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

tesla is a terrorist organization

submitted 7 days ago • 70 comments

this may set a record for “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this” meme replies

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time

submitted 8 days ago • 86 comments

Hey isn't it weird that every single AI lab is saying that their ultra-powerful flagship AI model is just around the corner, but it isn't ready yet and you can't see it and they don't know when it'll be done? Isn't it strange that everybody is having the same problems?

submitted 8 days ago • 83 comments

We are living in the greatest moment in human history and we may destroy it all because some people got mad they had to press 1 for English.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Oh my god

submitted 9 days ago • 71 comments

Final Logo_final_v3_final(2).psd

submitted 8 days ago • 80 comments

This is a funny story because of how it establishes that all around the world, even the most nihilistic ultra-rich freaks are realizing this shit is stupid, wasteful, and unnecessary and Trump is like "the big plane has a couch in it, it's the highest premium leather," www.forbes.com/sites/jeremy...

submitted 8 days ago • 87 comments

Malik Willis would look like Louisville Lamar Jackson

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Atlanta Falcons schedule release video is gold, 13/10 no notes other than to watch it closely or maybe twice (hopefully it's still readable)

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

they’re withholding this student’s diploma for acknowledging genocide. wild how every higher ed institution I’ve ever engaged with is policing thought crimes among its students

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

"Some bodies arrived in pieces, with some body bags containing the remains of multiple people."

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Here is the grad speech that NYU is now withholding the student's diploma for: "As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."

submitted 8 days ago • 125 comments

No matter how hard they try, this toothpaste is never going back in the tube. It's over.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

it stinks folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Only AI we recognize

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I'm just mad I have to sign in to a new HBO app every time they change the dang name

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grim www.tumblr.com/prettyboysdo...

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

Democrats seeing David Hogg and being like "whoa now buddy" is so fucking funny. He's not particularly radical and if anything the most sensible way for them to continue their current politics but they suck so bad they can't even see that.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

The Dems saw that David Hogg was anti-gerontocracy and said his PAC might primary currently seated Dems (something a majority of Dem voters agree on rn) and they said "Fuck off forever" almost immediately, and got rid of him in a way almost custom designed to lose voters and empower the right lol.

submitted 10 days ago • 105 comments

Even as this administration insists on colorblindness as a legal strategy to re-segregate institutions, it also explicitly engages in race-consciousness to elevate white privileges.

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

The median number of Measles deaths among children in the US for the last 50 years has been 0. That's the benchmark. ANY more is a failure of policy. Bobby is currently a failed Secretary. You cannot yadda-yadda the life of a child that should not die.

submitted 12 days ago • 39 comments

"The Empire is like America ten years from now".

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George Lucas’ handwritten notes before starting the rough draft of Star Wars in 1974. Alt text provided. From The Making of Star Wars by JW Rinzler.

submitted 13 days ago • 34 comments

delta sky club in b terminal in atlanta: it's been too hot every time I've been in here the last month. turn on the dang ac

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new pope! crowd goes wild American pope! crowd boos woke for an American! crowd goes wild bad on protecting abusive priests! crowd boos hates JD Vance! crowd goes wild

submitted 15 days ago • 220 comments

American pope...we are mega cooked lmao

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