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Trump Announces 25% Tariff On Talking Cars theonion.com/trump-a...

Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/food-st...

Mateo Joseph started & opened the scoring for Spain U21s🇪🇸 against Czechia U21s last night in their 2-2 draw. Played 76 mins. Well done Mateo ⚽️👏👏 Here’s his goal ⬇️⬇️ #LUFC 💙💛🤍

The Trump administration just shut down a food safety committee to prevent bacteria in baby formula. They are also threatening to fire employees who prevent deli meat from being infected with Listeria and applesauce from being laced with lead.

Meanwhile over on X….

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.

Chair injured - hell have to ‘sit’ this one out. #LUFC

Should have won it last year tbh

Foster, Estève both off injured for Burnley, red for Egan-Riley, Parker, and Burnley drop 2 points. Sheff United drop 2 also. Could be worse. #LUFC

BRISTOL CITY #LUFC

Scott Parker sent off. Gives him some extra time to knit a new blardigan. #Burnley

He’s doing it. He’s really doing it. #Trump #Tesla #ElonMusk

A recent report showed that the destruction of just one USAID program, the anti-AIDS PEPFAR initiative, would lead to the deaths of one million people *every year* www.vox.com/future-perfe...

Honestly, I’m not even that mad. But it was a clueless 90 minutes. I wish I could get my time back. #LUFC

DOGE: Fake Savings Elon’s DOGE keeps claiming savings and taking credit for canceling contracts that ended years ago. 🔘 Canceled a 2005 Coast Guard contract—but it ended two decades ago. Claimed $53.7M in “savings.” 🔘 Canceled a $14M contract that ended in 2021. This isn’t savings—it’s fraud.

Anyone who believes this nonsense should know that Canada has always had a few maniacs. But using this guy as a benchmark all of Canada is about as reliable as using fellow Canadian Ted Cruz.

The word globalists, which seems to be increasing daily in this man’s messaging, is really, really scary. If Trump’s saying it was globalism when he signed USMCA in 2020, then it suggests he intends to take a more extreme, and destruction approach to foreign relations than he did even then.

Trump on NATO: "If the United States was in trouble and we called them. We said, 'We got a problem, France.' Do you think they're gonna come and protect us? Hmm. They're supposed to. I'm not so sure." (Literally the only time NATO Article 5 was invoked was after 9/11 on behalf of the US.)

The Canadian national anthem has 55 words. Just 55 words to describe a country, and prominent among those words are “true patriot love in all of us command”, “true North, strong and *free*”, “glorious and *free*”, “Canada, we stand on guard for thee”. In no world does Canada give up sovereignty.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Thoughts and prayers.

I don't really know who he is but J D Vance seems a proper cunt

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

#Trump: “Legal Coup” “Illegal Protest”

The Senate just voted to confirm Linda McMahon as education Secretary. Reminder that she and Vince McMahon face a civil lawsuit where they are accused of knowlingly enabling sexual exploitation of children by a longtime employee. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

All cheese arent we @robconlon.bsky.social

“Managers are like watermelons.” #LUFC