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I fly around the world racking up EQMs and going to the Hard Rock Cafe. You may know me as the person behind Pan Am Bag.
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I was looking forward to my plans for tomorrow, which I guess are not happening now? So I’ll be spending money on an extra night of hotel just to have a regular work day that I could have done at home. *shrug*

We are witnessing a historic and frequently illegal dismantling of the government by the richest man in the world. Lets check in on the Congressional committee whose job it is to monitor what is happening in the executive branch:

new york’s hottest club is The Club at CVG where I’m currently having a blood orange mimosa

Alright, time to fly to CVG. I put myself in a middle seat in Premium class and the lady next to me said that she and her husband had the aisle/window and asked which one I wanted. So now I’m in 7F. Score!

I don't usually watch nature shows, but The Americas looks like it's going to be interesting! (fortunately the DVR box kept recording while the power was briefly out, so I just resumed where I left off!)

Whelp, just lost power, so that’s not ideal. Good thing I already took a shower, did all my laundry, vacuumed, and almost totally packed.

It's after midnight, so naturally I'm searching online for where to buy a treadmill instead of cleaning my house or doing anything else productive.

I think foreign enemies & domestic enemies each deserve their own bullet point

Independence Day is on TV. Nice to see a movie where the US cooperates with its allies against a common enemy.

As an old person, sometimes I have inexplicable injuries. Why does my toe hurt so much? No idea. I don’t recall stubbing or smooshing it.

there's no animal meaner than a goose

Let's say their names: * General CQ Brown, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: FIRED FOR BEING BLACK * Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE * Admiral Linda Fagan, Coast Guard Commandant: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE All replaced by less qualified white guys.

sure, what could go wrong?

44 YEARS AGO on February 21, 1981, Dolly Parton's, "9 to 5" reached the #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

reminds me of my ex (in more ways than one - he went to college in Galesburg)

Hey everybody!!!

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

aww, look at this guy just chillin' with his little duck friend

Bahaha Mapquest still exists and they made a Gulf Of generator. gulfof.mapquest.com?name=Jay-bone+

ugh, normally I always file my taxes in February, but I've been so busy that I haven't gotten around to it yet

That's cool! The Dalles is where my ancestors are from. (the ones who came on the Oregon Trail, settled in The Dalles) It would be neat if my ancestors hung out at the saloon.

so true - you don't follow crew member instructions, you're getting zip tied to your seat until the plane lands. Just put Musk on a plane with 3-4 very old FAs who are Not Having Any of This Shit

whoops, I opened the yogurt covered pretzels and now they’re gone

The Mystery Box had a pretty good assortment of stuff! (It was $29.99 + shipping)

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

I had already frozen one out of three (after a data breach years ago). Did the other two quickly just now, since I don't know who has my SSN now...

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

Whatever else emerges in time about the Delta crash in Canada, one thing is certain: the importance & amazing professionalism of flight attendants who safely evacuated the plane in a matter of seconds.

Starting this new History Channel miniseries on Thomas Jefferson. I've always loved Jefferson for championing the separation of church and state, but "all men are created equal" didn't include the people he owned, so it's complicated.

Every day so far this year

it’s true

State AGs are looking for federal workers who have just been illegally fired to stand as litigants in a new lawsuit trying to freeze further action by DOGE. DM me if that’s you and you’re interested and you’re live in one of the following states: NM, AZ, CA, CT, MD, MI, MN, NV, OR, WA, RI, or VT.