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wait, the fuck?? when did free Spotify TAKE AWAY "listen to an album in order from start to finish"?!?! I get that "play in ANY order" was a premium feature but now my free account is locked to shuffle?? on album play????

So people don't actually understand the difference between an open game license and a community content license, huh?

Good morning✌️🍀

I've only caught one shiny Pokémon before. It was a Mankey in FireRed. I was so mad that Mankey was my first shiny that I stopped playing, and I haven't picked FireRed up again since.

ah yes, the five love languages of deeply unwell gay people... biting the shit out of someone, sending esoteric memes to the gc, doing a bg3 honor mode run together, playing indie ttrpgs, and telling a loved one to drink some fucking water

"You, Me, and R3" — Set in the Star Wars universe, these two Y-Wing co-pilots think they're in a buddy comedy but their astromech droid knows it's a romcom.

Actually I think it's nice that so many men have fun playing with gender roles by engaging with traditionally butch hobbies like watching sports, fishing, home repair, or grilling.

CALLING ALL BLACK GMS & PLAYERS I want to put together a little Juneteenth stream this year celebrating Black TTRPG designers. Do you want to run, play in, or help produce games as part of this event? The goal would be giving money to Black creators. Reply as I gauge interest

#WrestleMania dressing wrestlers up in #ClashOfClans cosplay for an ad read that bled into the match. When are we gonna be real and start calling them Freemium Live Events?

Looking for an original 1985 WW[bleep] trading card. Can pay in buckets of the clown makeup worn by the WrestleMania pre-show desk analysts.

Under-discussed pet peeve: coming across the anglicized word "chi" in written text and it's unclear whether the author means χ or 气

And the truth is, freed from capitalist hostage-taking, people DO LOVE feeding their communities (cooking and serving in restaurants, including fast food); people DO LOVE caretaking communal spaces (janitors and waste removal); every job has a person who would love it if we didn't also degrade them.

you'll never be rid of him

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

In my hometown, taxi drivers had to pass a test proving they could find addresses and navigate the city effectively before they were allowed to work. I've watched Uber drivers circle my block four times, lost, because Google Maps pointed them at the wrong driveway on a different street.

Remember that before Uber and DoorDash, sure, you couldn't have McDonalds or Cheesecake Factory delivered, but the restaurants that did deliver stayed in business for decades, had their own driving staffs who were paid better and treated better, charged you less money, and your food was still warm.

Now this I can get behind

me as a child: I can't believe my poor great-grandma had to live through both a global pandemic and a global economic collapse me now: I can't believe my lucky great-grandma got to wait nine whole years between her global pandemic and global economic collapse

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

No man has ever had less sexual energy than Michael Bublé hosting the 2025 Juno Awards. He is the platonic Corn Flakes eater. Someone built this dude in a lab. Could not fuck less.

Absolutely baffling that Incel McSimp is so many people's favourite Warcraft character.

You won’t always feel like going to the gym. But you'll always be glad you did afterward.

Calling things twee is itself twee.

If an English-language record wins #AlbumOfTheYear at the #JunoAwards this year, a crime has been committed.

In hindsight, the Wii U was really just the Nintendo Dreamcast.

You know, I can actually ALMOST sympathize the people who voted with their whole chests for leopards eating faces. I don't revel in leopards eating their faces. They were primarily driven by reprehensible hatred, if I believed in Bad People™ (I don't), they would be them. But they DID get duped.

Are we calling Silver Linings Playbook an "art-house film" now? Rly?

Websites just be fuckin broken and stay that way now, huh?

Does anybody actually play paladins the way imagined by people who hate paladin players? Like sincerely where did the "saccharine fun-police" trope come from? Was there ever any merit to it? I've always had trouble believing it was ever anything more than a bogeyman.

Ways I've been cucked by streaming services JUST THIS MONTH: 1. Spotify: an album I've been waiting for was never listed in "New Releases" 2. Crunchyroll: you can filter for "dubbed" but you can't filter for "dubbed in [your language]"

You know what would tickle me pink? Any streaming service or store at all just letting me browse a catalogue. I don't want Top Picks, I don't want Moods, I don't want What's Hot, I don't want Deals We Think You'll Like. I literally don't care if the list is 6,000 pages long. Give.

I told my step pop someone hit me. When he asked if I hit them back, I replied that fighting in school was not allowed. That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing. It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.