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Screaming in a forest… (and some somewhat humorous replies to humorists)
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Credit to Lora Zombie
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Miss Cleo always knew what was up
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…and it weighs the same a duck then she’s a witch
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They’re made with love… and Xanax
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Preordered a signed copy from Books Inc. SF back in February
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It could probably be a feature length film at this point
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Ignoring a fire does not extinguish it It allows the fire to spread and become so great that it must be recognized A fire’s power must be respected or it will burn all in its path
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I wrote this a little while ago but I feel like it’s a good reminder to rest when you need to and then keep going
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Oh, My Little Flame The storm has battered you You are exhausted But not extinguished Glow, My Little Flame Rekindle yourself now Tend to your embers Raise up your sparks Grow, My Little Flame Flicker no more Lighten the darkness Warm the cold earth Go, My Great Flame Battle the storm once more
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Yeah, I’m petty like that sometimes 🤷‍♀️
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Only six syllables in the second line? Even Japanese poetry is feeling the tariffs.
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Good bye maple syrup 🍁
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Go buy your scotch and your Canadian and Japanese whiskey quickly
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So is the flag at the community center near my house at half-staff for Val Kilmer or democracy in general?
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The guy who graduates at the bottom of the class still gets that diploma 🤷‍♀️
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PLEASE destroy them all. THANKS! Polite and not quite as violent.
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I don’t really consider that a daily affirmation, more of just my constant state of being.
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Fleischmann's Yeast - He is risen!
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If you can’t plan properly for donuts and coffee how are you gonna plan a war?
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swimline.com/cdn/shop/pro...
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heard it yet 5:04 - Liz intros clip about different immune systems but no clip follows Venezuelans: 9:47 - most of screen goes black 11:11 - first part of quote is repeated with different second halves 11:42 - awkward cuts 17:01 - visual doesn’t really support Boasberg quote Just friendly FYIs
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They just need to revalue their legal services for him to $1m per minute.
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The blessings of waffles be upon thee
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It takes a while to get all the blood out of the concrete.
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Catsup?
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"Oopsie... Too late," posted Bukele on social media, referring to the judge's ruling.
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No big words either
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And they have to be signed in sharpie
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Brush up on your hockey knowledge if you want to endear yourself to the natives.
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More on this @legaleagle.bsky.social apple.news/AYCmIhFDySvO...
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Dear President Zelensky and people of Ukraine, I would like to apologize for the way our Toddler acted today. His public temper tantrum is an embarrassment to us all. He recently learned the word “no” and is trying to use it as much as possible. He thinks it’s funny. With much regret, Sane America
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“Liberal Democracy” in his mind equals liberals and democrats