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Boring middle-aged white person Loves: 🦁AFLW/AFLM, 🦁ALW, cats, sleeping, Exec Producer Dick Wolf, Charli xcx, John Waters, Survivor Hates: Billionaires, Landlords, working Born on Ghungalu Country Living on Turrbal & Jagera land
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Absolutely astounded at THE RANGE of Dichen Lachman #Severance

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I've still got 17 minutes to go in episode 7 but I really hope Gemma violently kills Dr Mauer during that time #Severance

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

God forbid a woman have hobbies

submitted 1 day ago • 285 comments

Has Froggy got a license for those guns? #BrisbaneLions

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Aside from Starc being pushed into harm's way by Curtin, I really enjoyed the game tonight. It would have been great if Cam or Jaspa had kicked one at the end but eh, we still wouldn't have gotten 4 points either way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #BrisbaneLions

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Adelaide Crows are attempting to crack all of the heads of the Lions. Starc off due to concussion, and both Sam Day and Will Ashcroft with their noggins wrapped up #AFL #BrisbaneLions

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Brisbane’s Starcevic pushed into a collision just like Richmond’s Lalor. Can’t wait to see nothing happen about it 🙄 The AFL is not serious about head injuries #AFL

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The upside-down 2s as 5s are a truly cursed image. At least they're no longer used on the Lions socials #AFL #BrisbaneLions

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Yeaaaaaahhhhhhh footy is back, baby #AFL #BrisbaneLions

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I am bereft at this news. In honour of the great man I pledge to wear my Antony Green t-shirt at least once a week until election day.

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The short version of this thread is that I suffered a concussion and also a bit of whiplash due to the motion of my head slamming backwards into the ground. The doctor who examined me said my neck pain was unrelated to my head knock and was just due to "stress" 🫠

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The last time Marty had to take a break from TripleM he said it was to manage his mental health. Then it turned out to be because he got drunk and used the F-slur at a VIP AFL Grand Final event held by his employer. www.outinperth.com/marty-shearg...

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Thread: Yesterday I got to experience what it must have been like to be diagnosed with hysteria last century. On Monday night I got knocked backwards to the ground playing AFL9s (technically "no contact" AFL) and hit the top of my crown pretty hard on the ground. 1/...

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"We sincerely regret that the comments made during the Marty Sheargold Show were perceived as offensive and disrespectful towards women." PERCEIVED?!? His comments were OBJECTIVELY offensive and disrespectful towards women. This isn't just subjective perception. It is a fact. I am raging

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Before this season started I never thought I'd ever be favouring Brawn over Brains, but here we are #SurvivorAU

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Ally is giving arrogant man energy in this episode and I do not like it one bit #SurvivorAU

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Just catching up on tonight's episode and Ally has dropped down a number of rungs with her tree chat and gasbagging

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Just flop it out and let us see what we're playing with" ilu paulie #SurvivorAU

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Like Paulie, I am also astounded by the level of self confidence and self belief that Nash has #SurvivorAU

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Hmmmm the lack of an actual visible idol being shown makes me think Nash found an "advantage" instead #SurvivorAU

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Pole dancing is great for your quads #SurvivorAU

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Also see: Return to Oz, The Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, The Secret of NIMH, Labyrinth I was raised on the lingering sense of anxious dread and mild horror

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'm guessing Nash was pushing to be on the Brains tribe when he auditioned because he really seems to believe that he's some kind of evil genius mastermind #SurvivorAU

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Ally is making her way to the top of my favourites list because I'd also be pissed about them not choosing flint #SurvivorAU

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why they couldn't have made this part of their last budget. I'm currently without medication because I can't get a bulk-billed appointment to get a new prescription so I'm waiting until I have multiple issues to see my GP about before paying $80

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I caught the train down to Carrara for the Lions v Pies v Suns pre-season game on Thursday. I started recording just in time to capture Charlie's goal at the start of the second period which also involved Rayner and Morris 🔥 So pumped that footy season is about to start! #AFL #BrisbaneLions

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We all have to agree to think and say the next shooter is hot even if they don’t look like Luigi

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

In the last episode when Helena called the innies "animals" it felt like "the lady doth protest too much." I doubt Drummond or Natalie know she's had sex with Mark S. so she was trying to throw them off the scent. Her going rogue to see her crush tonight gave me 2nd hand embarrassment #Severance

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

NO MILCHICK! Keep the BIG WORDS! Fuck them illiterate ass people! #Severance

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I was guided to Lumon’s door by Jesus. #Severance

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

I'm slightly disappointed that no one took the opportunity to spell Kent's name by its proper phonetic pronunciation #SurvivorAU

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Logan is so smart, I hate that she's just been labelled an "AFL Wag" #SurvivorAU

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments