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Not a huge hockey fan, but man, the relief I felt when I saw Canada beat the USA…

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Because when you control the mail, you control information

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Incredibly late to the party, but the Doechii tape is amazing

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Doug’s Protecting Ontario; because you’re the safest when you’re spending minimum 11 hours in hospital to see a doctor.

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The CPC's new campaign slogan "Canada First" sounded familiar... Ah, there it is.

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Drake rn:

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Reading about Irv Gotti’s passing hit me hard this morning; his label and music soundtracked a lot of my high school days. Can’t believe he was only 54. Aging is a luxury

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Did the Grammy’s say ‘hey let’s pick a bunch of boring people to open our show?’

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Well, there goes my theory.

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Please don’t tell me the “Special surprise guest” at the Grammy’s is Kanye West…and that he’s probably presenting with Taylor. We are not buying this apology tour.

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You just know he was miserable when he found out he was going to have to be in it.

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Just Hearts.

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Wait til you hear what his Uncle did

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I am “extremely confident” Elon Musk is a Nazi

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"There’s no depth we can’t fight our way of. It hurts that we don’t get to tell him any of this, but it’s a sweet consolation to have others to talk to about it."

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Calling it now that Joel McHale is killer in Scream 7. My guess is he’s Sidney’s new husband (who also happens to be named Mark) because Ghostface will kill Patrick Demsy’s Mark and then they’ll be a flash forward to present day where the story will pick up.

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Wish I had a better ability to articulate how I feel about the passing of David Lynch,but damn, 78 years still seems young. Growing old is a luxury.

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RIP, king

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Guys, is Drake the Gen Z Ja Rule?

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Pierre Poilievre, who has never been on The Daily Show, has been on Twitter all day tweeting about Mark Carney, who was just on The Daily Show. Looks like someone has sour grapes that they didn't get to meet John Stewart.

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I am already very invested in the rest of Swirly Ploof's story

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Spreading disinfo that Mark Zuckerberg is trans so he gets hate crimed on his own platform

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What do all of these 3 have in common? Endorsement of #Poilievre. The idea that an unhinged free market is good for hard-working Canadians is false. Don't let them fool you.

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