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Just fartin around the internet! I have pets and love jokes.
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If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against the ladder while I clean the gutters?

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Yay!

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TIME TRAVELER: can you tell me what month it is ME: may TIME TRAVELER: *heavy sigh* may you tell me what month it is

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Yay! <derogatory>

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This is Mister Winston. He has a very impressive gallery wall above his food bowl to enjoy while he eats. Really thinks art makes a house a home. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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WIFE: This summer I'm banning you from wearing those shorts with pockets. ME: *barely audible* embargo pants HER: Get out

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Worried that DC Democrats seem to be surrendering to Trump? These tender sheet-pan glazed carrots will make you feel like you're in Vichy France.

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When you live with a cat for long enough you learn to notice different kinds of silence. Right now my cat is being quiet in a way that tells me he's just committed some manner of atrocity that I'm yet to discover

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if we are mutuals i think you’re very cool i am just afraid <3

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Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit

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“National CASA/GAL received notice that the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has terminated their federal grant awards, which will affect many CASA programs nationwide.” FYI: CASA is a volunteer program to help kids in foster care.

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Do people seriously not know that Shania Twain is Mark Twain’s granddaughter?

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Dad's Special Rum Cake Recipe: 1: No cake 2: Substitute vodka for rum 3: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

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*slaps roof of weekend* this baby can hold so many errands you should probably be running

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exhausted, crying and looking completely broken as i yell “just go live your life” and throw the boomerang yet again

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if Jesus had been born in Michigan he would have turned water into faygo

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Anyone trying to ban books has no idea what kids are exposed to on their phones.

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Being in a wood chipper would feel so good right now

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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

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Everyone is always talking about “breakfast of champions”, but I want to know what the losers are eating.

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Peace ✨✌️

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I'm not sayin' I would be a great Pope, but hear me out. COMMUNION SLIDERS

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Sending an office-wide email to remind everyone that we all have normal human skeletons inside of us and that's nothing to worry about

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leaving these out for jesus tonight

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👀

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The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

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New favorite account!

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I contain millipedes.

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interviewer: there aren't any gaps in your resume? me: yeah, sorry. my space bar is broken.

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“Hello, yes, I’m going to need a tray of mixed hors d’oeuvres delivered this Thursday at noon to the blue Acura parked next to the dumpster behind the Kohl’s on 14th Street.”

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I see your mom is in town.

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What you're seeing are wet microbursts—intense downdrafts from thunderstorms that slam rain into the ground, creating those stunning lobes. Like a reverse explosion from the sky. Captured in Perth, #Australia

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i want to reduce waste i really do but there’s just something so magical about put stuff in a gallon ziplock bag

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