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He’s a symbol of the peoples’ collective exhaustion and outrage toward a system that is meant to represent and protect us, but rather consumes us in order to sustain itself. This system has no right to exist any longer in its current condition and must either be vastly reformed or fully destroyed.

Oh to be a person who can just clock into work and be left the fuck alone for eight hours. The new new unattainable “American Dream”.

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

This is how many hours per week a person needs to work in order to escape poverty. The US is dead last. #Poverty #USA

Ratatouille but it’s casu martzu and the main character is a fly who wants to be a cheesemaker.

Superman ain't walking through that door Jesus ain't walking through that door. Captain America ain't walking through that door. No one's going to save us We have to save us

Like, planes LOVE landing safely. It’s like fucken catnip to those things. Yeah something’s definitely wrong with how Trump’s handling things.

*waking up with a hangover* “Ooh I still have that great selfie I took in the mirror. I was looking pretty good. Lemme check that out.” The selfie:

My fiancé and I spent our entire Valentine’s Day driving all over our city trying to find which of the offices I work for had my paycheck. When I finally got it and went to deposit it, it was denied. There goes my one day off this week. I’m a federal employee.

So basically, the Department of Health and Human Services is finished. If you want to stay safe from food recalls, viruses, and whatever else is coming—better start looking elsewhere for reliable information.

Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.” Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!

new york was kinda a stacked baddie until b*n l*den performed top surgery on september eleventh two thousand and one

"USAID Doesn't Do Democracy" - RFK Jr.

Is America too far gone?

Thank you, Trump, for exposing the American Empire more than ever and expediting its inevitable fall. We genuinely needed this.

Raids start tomorrow. Please share these infographics. Primero español, English in next comment. Si #ICE llega a tu puerta/en el sitio de trabajo o te detiene en las calles, ¡tienes derechos! Aquí tienes información sobre los derechos de los indocumentados. #dreamers #inmigración #DreamAct

So America just got its first (and second) official Nazi salute. How bad do things need to get before centrists and liberals are able to accept that we are careening into fascism? Mass concentration camps? An extension of what is already modern-day slavery? Will there just always be an excuse?

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

I can see motherfuckers getting away with saying it was just an awkward wave to the crowd if he only did it once. But he did it, turned around, then did it a second time.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

Just finished full deletion of all Meta-owned apps and accounts. Don’t go back to TikTok. Sus as hell that it’s back. I’m here and on Red Note for now.

Fact: by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Yes.

Trump is a self-absorbed asshole. It takes a daily, Herculean effort not to feel the same about every single person who voted for him despite them living in the Internet Age.

What's your 10/10 album?

Every time my American rent, taxes, and even grocery days come around, I think about Norwegian prison inmates for no particular reason.

I’m a little late to this news, but I’m glad incarcerated firefighters in California are able to make a career of it post-release. I still don’t think it’s enough. $10.24 a day to brave Mordor is insane and an insult to the field.

This would never leave my head if I had it.

I know it’s “Blue”sky, but I’m not sure about the blue theme. I feel threatened.