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If you want something to lift your spirits today. Former sitcom writer and current absolute prick of a TERF and fascist Gl*nner had a new book out in the last week. It sold 390 copies, including pre-sales.

you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you

also small town fb groups. amazing. if you wanna see a woman named Cimmy go through seven seasons of deep anger over Spongebob memes, power struggles over who gets to post the DUIs, and backstory reveals about how she lost her nursing license, find a police scanner group immediately

Trying to post on Bluesky in such a way that following me here is a value-add for my Twitter followers, while staying true to the DNA of my core brand

your honor when my client said “kill yourself” it wasn’t encouraging suicide because anyone with an ideology rooted in contempt and hatred instead of compassion is already dead

Trying to post on Bluesky in such a way that following me here is a value-add for my Twitter followers, while staying true to the DNA of my core brand

Hey babe good news. Nature's 'Liquid Adderal' is going viral in Pooler

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

No way in hell I'm throwing away bones from a chicken I spent good money on that can be made into free stock. Store-bought stockcels cope & seethe

Look I know you have a lot on your plate right now and it’s stressing you out but I’m gonna need you to abandon it all to lie still and become unconscious for about eight hours and if you can’t relax enough to do that your brain will destroy itself and everything will be so much worse. Sweet dreams!

Listening to a true crime podcast ep about a guy who disappeared & they said the guy's parents hired or met with a psychic who told them their son was horrifically tortured before being killed

Cats of San Bernadino is the only source of good news in this world

for everyone doing the “the progressive left has lost me on israel” what are you going to not do that you weren’t already not doing

I looked directly at the eclipse a shitload of times & i was fine

It’s crazy that just like a few years ago major financial institutions that undergird our economy would say stuff like “we’re putting graves on the blockchain” and real people just had to put up with it

People who post about sports or "gaming" should be required to apply some sort of tag so others can easily filter out those posts. There's no way to avoid seeing them just by muting words