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illuminoeyegaming.bsky.social
he/him; game dev + gamer + writer? + content creator?; serial reposter; discord@illuminoeye_gaming; hee ho
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twitter has a banner on my profile page now that says "You aren't verified yet" and it's like, yeah, i know man, it's not an accident

This might be a bit odd coming from me, but if youre a game developer I cant stress how important it is to have interests outside of video games. You might make something good in terms of conventional game design, but not anything particularly inspired. Video games are so much more than that.

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.

In Yoshi's Island, all Shy Guys are the same object. A Shy Guy's color is decided solely by its initial spawn point in the level. I have taken the liberty to fill a level with Shy Guys to create a Shy Guy coloration matrix.

Curating the most unhinged music playlist in Pirate Yakuza.

More companies should let their IPs intermix in weird ways lol

"tricked and dicked' is a banger phrase

Yuzirby... #inbirth

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

This is how to be an ally to the trans community. Also, this isn't just an ex NFL player, he's the first punter ever inducted into the hall of fame.

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

生成AI界隈って痴漢界隈とよく似てるんだよな 痴漢は物証がほとんど残らない(僅かな皮膚欠からDNAが取れることもあるけど、大抵は「偶然ぶつかって触れただけ」で済まされる)ので周りの証言くらいしか証拠がなく有罪まで持っていくことが極めて難しい。 生成AIについても、「ほぼ黒」と全員が認識するレベルの破綻があっても確定的な証拠とはならないので推定無罪で逃げ切れる。 周りに咎められても「冤罪」「魔女狩り」と反論するのは両界隈の類似点で、法の抜け穴を利用した利己的な快楽主義という点にも共通項がある。 触れられたら被害者は声を上げられない(声を上げれば吊し上げられる)ところが一番最悪の共通点。

resonates.

I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote

I Put 1000 Stimulants In My Brain To See Which One is Best

Is this the conclusion he got from doing the Beast Games

PSA to all speedrunners - PLEASE download and upload all highlights to YouTube. Huge amounts of speedrunning history will be lost if we don't take action. Even if you're under 100 hours, play it safe and download. It's 100 hours for now, but who knows in the future.

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baggy pants teto #kasaneteto

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

everyone let's hear it for Big Tits Wife!

I read this like Halo:Combat Evolved

MY HUMAN WAS AWAY ALL DAY I WON’T LET THEM MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN

this, too, is yuri

Ordered a sandwich for lunch thinking it would just be a footlong sub… THIS THING HAS A 16 INCH GIRTH

if you were wondering what he had to say, it was this:

audible boos for the US National Anthem in Montreal before the USA-Canada 4 Nations Face-Off hockey game

what you're looking at here are two cat friends who love each other. all it took was two months of caterwauling and ceaseless crisis.

Houmin things are just so so stoopid whatis wronge with yu guise

France and Britain signing the Entente Cordial in 1904 after spending the last ~400 years fighting:

discord went down the moment a friend messaged me about a panic attack