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A mechanic living in Nebraska trying to act normal.
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re watching DareDevil because screw current events. I maintain, D'Onofrio's Fisk is so wooden and forced. Love the actor, but the character does not work.

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you know what kinda sucks? the new captain America is exactly one year younger than me. i don't feel only one year too old to be the new captain America.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

the White House trading NPR for Breitbart is just this whole thing in a nutshell

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If one of my guys had done this, they would definitely be fired. My only question is, could i withhold their final paycheck over the spelling errors?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

most illegal immigrants are convicted of less than 34 felonies

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

trump announces the creation of skynet and it's not even the worst news that week.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

stop saying another blah blah blah is "in the books", you don't write any books

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

the only way Home Alone could have been better is if the Uncle was senselessly killed in the last 30 seconds.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

watching the first Harry potter. So many of these actors are gone. :(

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

dumbledore radicalized all the slytherin kids at the end of the first movie.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

i wonder if Elon's mental deficiency at naming things is hereditary.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

as a 47 year old married father, of course i received some beef jerky for Christmas. It's good stuff, but the resulting farts do not imply i have long to live.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

do you think Charles Schulz had ever actually seen a dog?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

my dad misdialed, so instead of leaving a message for my brother in Florida where we all sang and said we love you, his carpenter is in for a fun surprise

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

can you believe John Denver made a living with music

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

the Texas toast in your carry out order is for the drive home.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

for the second time in two weeks, my new roomba unearthed a +100 year old penny and left it somewhere conspicuous

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

my review of Love Actually: If you can't write one good plot, just put together about 8 lame ones.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

i can't lean in anymore. I'm going to have to lean back for a sec

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on the first day, my new roomba went into the closet where i keep my old vacuum and shut the door behind itself. but the second day it kicked this 1916 penny out from beneath who knows what. Polished it up, and left it by the front door for me to find.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

there are the same number of years between You've Got Mail and The Godfather as there are between You've Got Mail and now.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

as rfkjr assumes his next role , get used to reminding people that toxicity is a quantity not a quality.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

at least Elon has the experience from accidentally ruining twitter to help guide him in the role of DOGE.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

RFKjr is like the MLM essential oil Boss you know; trying very hard to be sincere, and wrong about practically everything.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

in my head I know America is just as dumb today as it was last week, but it FEELS dumber

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I knew the plot to Idiocracy was inevitable, I just didn't expect to witness so much progress in my lifetime.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I had McDonald's for lunch, in honor of the fact there are no consequences for anything and nothing matters

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

My costume this year required hardly any change in behavior or attire.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

there are currently sufficient "celebrity traveling" t.v. series'

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Beau Bridges has been the same age my entire life.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

just rode past a house with a boy and girl standing in the driveway, throwing rocks at their garage just as hard as they possibly could. You go kids, make those core memories.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

my wife said "no motorcycles", so I bought a bunch of scooters until she gave up.

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment

they hate us because they anus

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Tea with extra caffeine in it called Productivitea

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

People who claim to have had "old stomping grounds", usually didn't do no stomping

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

the Amazon logo is a penis

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments