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Bye Musk. You’ve probably seen me at a con or film fest. She/Her/They/Them
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Why reproduce with Elon smalldickenergy Musk?!

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Zelensky has permission to invade the US.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

The fascist axis is back but it’s America, Russia and North Korea

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

Anyone else having this problem?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

somehow, shrek returned

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

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Re Feb 28th - a movement starts with small actions. If people can do a day, they can do 2 days. Then a week, then a month. Etc. Too many people shouting down a plan with no alternatives. Remember, it took a lot of people on here FOREVER to leave Twitter. IMO we should be encouraging Feb 28th.

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

do you ever think about how conservatives were sending bomb threats to childrens hospitals and the media and the dems just ignored it

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles: From below: map of CTA network From side: picture of bus From front: picture of train

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

My whole take on it is (A) Rachel Zegler is a delight and you guys are weird about her (B) I don't care about a SNOW WHITE remake because I'm an adult (C) the outrage grift is embarrassing and everyone involved in it should feel bad about themselves.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

First tease of spring is great.

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These SOBs did it. They took away my goddamn skinny jeans.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Saw someone announce their Oscars party with an AI generated image.

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Zoe Saldaña really going to win over Ariana Grande, eh?

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Starting to workout again because there's a bunch of rich bastards I want to outlive. Spite is a fine motivator. 😤

submitted 43 days ago • 15 comments

Another word for "regulation" is... "consumer protection" "environmental protection" "Regulation" means your milk is safe. "Regulation" means toys that harm your babies are removed from the shelves. "Regulation" means chemical companies can't dump waste in your river.

submitted 11 days ago • 34 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 11 days ago • 782 comments

I think I’ve heard the Scandinavians have a ramping tax system that kicks into extremely high gear as you reach a billion, and i think we need a bit of that, with a badge you get when you finally crack a billion. Any billions beyond that should just go to charity and you get a badge instead.

submitted 11 days ago • 29 comments

Wrong. It’s JB Pritzker.

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What in the foodfight is this?

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Happy Valentine’s Day comrades 🤭🖤

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race

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mitch mcconnell votes no, does not use his lifetime of connections to convince any other republicans. hope no blue wavers are "gotta hand it"ing him right now. anyway, RFK Jr. now has enormous influence on our health less than 24 hours after we found bird flu's u.s. human patient zero.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

Just a reminder that Germany was the center of scientific progress until the Nazis suppressed, drove away, or killed all the non-Nazi scientists.

submitted 15 days ago • 67 comments

I’m at the DMV.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 16 days ago • 213 comments

Social Media in 2015: Here are several funny things a candy heart could say for Valentines Day Social Media in 2025: We must protest the billionaires’ plan to power generative AI by feeding it actual human hearts

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If you wish to vote in New York City's mayoral Dem primary in JUNE (=the election that'll pretty much decide the next mayor), you must be registered as a Democrat *BY FRIDAY.* An insanely early deadline bound to leave people vote out. At least make sure you're not one of them if you're interested!

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

Kendrick’s halftime show…

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one reason kendrick's halftime show was so cool was that it was the logical endpoint of a grand, arcing web of storylines. a year long public feud with a genuine villain, broken relationships, lawsuits - they all wrapped up together like the end of a seinfeld episode. maroon 5 could never

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

conservatives and racists as soon as uncle samuel l jackson started talking

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

My 7-year-old kid yelled MUSTAAAAAAARD right on cue because we listen to that song every day on the way home from school and my wife still hasn't stopped laughing

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

submitted 19 days ago • 463 comments

Its very important that instead of making fun of them, we all encourage the conservative influencers to try rapping for themselves.

submitted 19 days ago • 24 comments

This is it. This is the take.

submitted 21 days ago • 51 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 19 days ago • 119 comments

ASL interpreters who work in the arts (concerts, opera, theatre, etc) deserve to be valued as artists too. it takes so much skill to be this good at capturing the FEEL of music beyond just translating the meaning of the text and it’s an invaluable accessibility service

submitted 19 days ago • 69 comments

For some reason all the racist pedophiles are SUPER angry tonight over on X.

submitted 19 days ago • 213 comments