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pinball princess of the trans fernando valley there is no courthouse here, and no window. no bricks are thrown.
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you; uncouth, a fool, ill-mannered and lowborn: "the first cartoon de la soul rapped with was the gorillaz!" me; attractive, wise, elegant and regal: "the first cartoon de la soul rapped with was parappa the rapper" www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOaT...

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hard times for hello kitty

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me singing rock lobster at karaoke

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I just wanna fast forward this week so I can be on vacation already. I have so much fun stuff planned and the only thing in my way is the linear nature of time

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cybertruck owners

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the least popular character in donkey kong 64

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whether it's a super bowl party or an orgy, there's nothing better than a 6' party sub

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this is the real reason all those frogs are gay

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I found a VHS copy of Barton Fink at the swap shop at the town dump, and I knew it was rated R because of the simpsons joke about it. I watched it and was utterly confounded and wanted to see more stuff like it

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she's not letting me get ready for work

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sayonara wild hearts is probably my second favorite game of all time, and the idea of getting a slick remaster with a cool new game mode is more than enough to get me to buy it again. if you haven't played it, please give it a look. www.polygon.com/impressions/...

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🕹️ Street Fighter Alpha 3 🖼️ PlayStation (1998) 🎮 Other platforms: Dreamcast, SEGA Saturn, PSP, PlayStation 3, PS Vita, Arcade

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new ron gilbert game this year!!! it looks to have no relation to monkey island or thimbleweed park, but it's a day and date play for ya girl grumpygamer.com/deathbyscrol...

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okay I'm setting up! should be live at 9:30pm pacific, in about 10 minutes! twitch.tv/peepopo

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what if I ordered pizza and streamed link to the past randomizer when it came. what if I did that

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they named masturbating after the person who discovered it. that's why it's called "jacking off" HOWEVER jack was short for jacqueline. that's right - jacking off was invented by a girl 😌😌😌

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Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.

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every time* I've tried to find an online community of trans women, I've had a good time for a little while before finding that a bunch of them are alt right shitheads/pepe dorks/etc. where the hell are the normal trans girls meeting up? are they avoiding me? *three times, but still that's too many

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swf iso a lover's arms to collapse in SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

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Sundays are a big drag because everyone I wanna hang out with or talk to is available and I always have to work

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me and who wait no wait wait no ah shit

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