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[plonking intensifies] If I end up in a Concentration Camp, get Jack Reacher.
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A reminder: Law Professors: The Constitution still exists and the Courts will protect us. Historians:

goodnight you cringes on main, you dregs of misconstrue zingland

JD joining Bluesky just to write anti-trans posts while the admin prepares to bomb a major Middle Eastern power just tells us all he's not in the room where it happens.

Amazing. Respect the lede.

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

Too nice not to share it.

been saying this for like 3 years now, the core constituency of the "manosphere" is not Gen Z or teenage boys, it is 35-55 year old dudes who wish they were still teenage boys

so, arresting judges should be more than enough reason for complete obstruction at in the house and senate. complete obstruction. anything you can do. interrupt proceedings, deny consent, holds on nominations. everything.

You can read this and be depressed that so far the U.S. has lacked the courage to do this, or you can get a little jolt of encouragement--it can be done. Here's an example.

Me, showing Trump’s idiotic tariff math to every MAGA dummy I see today.

Jamiroquan’t or Jamirowon’t?

Lindsey Graham is exactly the kind of motherfucker who would send Murtry to impose Martial Law on Ilus.

This is a First Amendment question combined with a practical question. The answer is as follows. First, the First Amendment protects advocating the moral and practical necessity of breaking the law in the abstract. /1

As an offshoot of this thread, let’s talk about what happens if federal, state, or local officials text, email, call, or show up at your door wanting to talk to you about what you said about the President. I have a theme, a thesis, a throughline, a leitmotif, which is SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. /1

Vance blew up that meeting on purpose

Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.

🔥 “Wake the hell up.” Former RNC chair @michaelsteele.bsky.social goes in on Elon’s infiltration into the federal government, accessing everyone’s personal info

I can’t help but wonder if RFK Jr. is somehow an inspirational figure to other people who’ve had their brains eaten by various parasites.

Second shoe drops 2nd Complaint filed against FBI purge. This by Federal Bureau of Investigation Agents Association (approx 14,000 members) Privacy rights - public release of names Administrative Procedure Act First Amendment - for retaliation Due Process storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.

The Trump administration has stripped away the legal-immigration status of 600,000 Venezuelans who had permission to live and work in the United States, Gisela Salim-Peyer writes:

Touch the stove, America.

Just spitballing here, but I’m thinking at least part of Trump’s plan is to use the tariffs to ruin farmers financially, so he and his billionaire pals can move in on the foreclosure auctions, and then convert farm land into more concentration camps for people who oppose his regime.

It’s hard to watch everything the Trump administration is doing to America, because it’s always sad when somebody decides to get back together with their abusive ex-boyfriend.

I kiss your skeets on the mouth when I like them

Thread, on the illegal orders being given to the federal government, blocking money that has already been allocated by Congress

King Theoden’s milkshake brought less than half the boys he’d hoped for to the yard.

This is the ethos of project 2025, dismantling the federal government by any means necessary

They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

Just found out the hard way that my winter jorts aren’t built for shoveling

It’s not enough to do something out of abundance of caution. You need two or three bundances, minimum.

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accidentally called them squeets how embarrassing