infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit.
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
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Skeletor, Mum-Rah, Cobra Commander, and the entire roster of Captain Planet's rogues look at this administration and collectively shout, "Tone it the fuck down, you assholes!"
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Allow me to summarize the DNC's response to their frustrated base:
"Something something civility something something norms something something ballot box something something *vague waving of hand*
Money please."
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If you're a L, G, or B and you won't support your fellow T's, Q's, A's, I's, 2's or +'s, then feel free to F yourself and then F off.
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I'm firmly convinced that most Evangelicals actually worship Jebus, Jesus's white-trash cousin from Galilee who worked part-time as a money changer and loved narcing to both the Romans AND the Pharisees.
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His whole brand now is "I can literally talk forever" so are we surprised at this response?
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Writing is really rewriting. It's having the willingness to write 10,000 words and knowing that only 5,000, or 1,000, or even only a 100 will survive as originally written to the end.
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Heaven help us, if ever I write in a modern setting where location and time doesn't limit food availability.
Anyway, this has gotten me thinking about doing a write-up about the food of Streamhaven on my website. Should I? Would you read such a thing?
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Wait... I have the power to raise and lower oil prices?! *rubs hands together; cackles*
DANCE FOR ME, MY MONKEYS! DANCE! APPEASE ME, LEST YOU WANT 6 BUCKS A GALLON! YOUR LIVES ARE NOW MINE TO CON...
What? Yes? Oh. I see.
I'm now being told that I, in fact, don't have that power. My apologies.
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Can we skip straight to the part where people throw shoes at the orange dipshit?
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Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if he demands that Kegseth send the units who were in the parade to Iran to punish them for not looking intimidating enough during his special big-boy dictator coming-out party.
He's that petty.
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Here's a dove that's nesting in the hanging planter on our porch. I think it's pretty neat.
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Vegeeeta... Tonight you will be haunted by 3 ghosts...
...and they're all me. Hi. Hi. Hi.
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Only if Churchill had decided to genocide the Welsh before the Blitz went down.
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I've said it a million times. Dukat was Trek's best antagonist, but Winn was the franchise's best VILLAIN.
Also DS9 had the best recurring characters of all Trek.
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"Engaging with Bad Faith Morons" will be the title of my Netflix comedy special if I ever get famous enough to need a comeback from something stupid I did.
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Because if they reported the median income, the blood curdling scream of a million writers world shatter souls and tear the land asunder.
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The Democrats 2026: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
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Them: Eats rocks because their super smart AI scraped bad info from morons saying people need to eat 4-5 rocks a day.
Us: We... Uh, don't because we won't do something stupid because a computer said to with confidence.
We are not the same. And thank god for that.
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79 years running and still hasn't gotten that "Attaboy, Son" from his dad.
Oh well, maybe when he checks in to Hell's Hilton.
Nah. Probably not then either.
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...because the world has gotten increasingly uglier and meaner & colder, especially these last 10-15 years. So, for someone to call something I created "lovely" when the world is so ugly just gives me the resolve to keep going. To keep trying to create beauty in a world that needs all it can get.
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One word or phrase I saw used by a couple readers was that it was a "lovely" book/story. Honestly, that might be the highest compliment I've ever gotten as a writer. When I started writing Stranger Sister, one of my motivations was to put something positive and beautiful out in the world...
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"If you love your dad, why not let me murder him?"