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insufficientfunds.bsky.social
Forever wishing I was a mysterious femme fatal but I'm just a Colin Robertson
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I thankfully didn't wait to screenshot my tattoo inspo off #TikTok before the ban😭

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Got my iud today. On insurrection day of all days. How symbolic

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I went to a women's professional hockey game and it was amazing 👏 I love when ✨️women✨️

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

pretty sure tampax named their tampons “pearl” bc they go inside your clam.

submitted 86 days ago • 36 comments

In Rudolph, they immediately jump to canceling Christmas instead of just waiting until the storm passes

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My Spotify wrapped is actually just straight incorrect

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Who's bringing hateration and holleration into this dancery?

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French people are all like, "stop monsieur, you're gonna make moi comme"

submitted 98 days ago • 20 comments

I guess crazy things are happening in sports right now, I wouldn't know, I don't watch sports

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Actually upset I have to get up in the morning

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Dracula — Arantzazu Martinez, 2011 Oil on linen 160 x 96.5 cm

submitted 104 days ago • 25 comments

What We Do In The Shadows.

submitted 104 days ago • 144 comments

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I know I'm delusional because I want to be loved like an old timey vampire film Dramatic and gothic in a castle

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Where do mansplainers get their water? From a well actually.

submitted 109 days ago • 7 comments

Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 AM for Thanksgiving.

submitted 109 days ago • 9 comments

I'm looking at these cabinet appointments and vowing to never have impostor syndrome again

submitted 111 days ago • 5 comments

For the last time: Abyss = for staring into Void = for screaming into Please stop screaming into the abyss, people are trying to work here.

submitted 111 days ago • 9 comments

I dunno man I don't actually like expensive things. I don't want to have to be careful with my things, I wanna use em

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I feel relieved I made my gyno appt before they take contraceptives away

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone talks about how cute kittens are but by GOD they poop SO MUCH!?!? How does that much poop come from such a tiny body!?!?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just gonna admit it, I'm a SLUT for stained glass windows🤤

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

He's a 10 but buys me sweet treats, so he's an 11😍

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

The great #InternetMigration

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Forget that damn turkey, gimme those DEVILED EGGS

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone knows there's assigned spots in the bed, and we don't deviate from those spots!

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Gotta keep your success a secret, your car is listening 🤫 #CheckEngineLight

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If you #smoke I just need you to know you fuckn stink fr! Chew some damn gum!

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Whats the dumbest pet name you've had for a partner? #NoShameHere

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Them Dr. Pepper bitches SCARE me! What do you mean you've had 6?? #TryWater

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