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this is where I talk about ancient aliens shit because my friend and family are tired of it. i work at StackOverflow reporting all new questions as duplicates.
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I was just looking on tinder and saw a girl so pretty she made me dunk my Oreo in milk for too long

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Next they’ll be like “your parents are old enough to remember phones that couldn’t use the internet”

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I hope one day Jamie Foxx says to someone “Actually it’s pronounced Fox-ix”

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Yeah that white flag means “I SURRENDER”, you fucking war criminals.

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Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*

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I don’t respect watch collectors because they only ever wear one at a time and have two wrists. Nobody takes their hobbies seriously anymore.

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it's so awesome that someone actually made this in the 1800s. this is like what a 6 year old would come up with in a comic as the Ultimate Weapon

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She was like “fuck your journey doc, I am going out guns blazing”

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I love how every zoom call still has to open 5 windows to launch

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I love that he’s still so dedicated to physical comedy

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I’m going to change my ringtone to the song that they play at the beginning of all ads for Jerkmate dot com. Then when it goes off in public I will shake my head in disapproval at anyone who recognizes it.

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Glad we finally know

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25% of Americans die before retirement, so do everything you want to before then.

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I am taking great joy at the level of misery Elon Musk is going through right now.

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One day doctors are going to come out and say something like “Leaning while you sit is bad for you” and I am going to ignore it just like toll fees from other states.

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Dave Attell would be so proud

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There is nothing you can do that would make me more certain that you’re not a man yet than trying to fistfight someone. Grow the fuck up and be a man. You have wrinkles and bags under your eyes you old bitch.

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Too much dust in your house? Pour some bleach into your ventilation system.

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So happy to see NPR is turning into a clickbait source. Did they hire writers from teen vogue or something?

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This is actually terrible. There are going to be millions of douchebags using this to have internet fights.

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Imagine the level of conceit you must possess to assume everyone wants the same thing as you.

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realizing in week 2 of heating my home with wood that im going to be splitting logs and carrying wood for the rest of my life. however i have also realized it's one of the only things that grows on trees

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Shocked, eh? After he ate magnets? This is the story that will get him elected one day.

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So I drove into Nevada today, where fun is legal, and I stopped at a campground for the night. I realized I am not actually in the campground,I am in a parking lot I think. I was half expecting a knock because I am running my generator to recharge my batteries and don’t want to do it in the camp.

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“We used an iPhone to record it, why is this so hard to understand?” They said.

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I hope YouTube is taking note of how many videos about avoiding procrastination I am adding to my “watch later” list

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They need to stop fucking around and either cut bagels all the way through or not at all.

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a few years ago i ate at a food truck that was so bad i had to take a photo to remember never to eat there again

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Acknowledging a tragedy and posting about how nobody ever does anything about it is the liberal version of thoughts and prayers.

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Don’t trust Google with your privacy, and especially don’t let them see all of your web traffic. How will they use it? They’re not making this for free.

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