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I practice guitar, paint minis, and play Magic: The Gathering. I’m the one with the hyphens.
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its amazing the way conservative arguments fall completely apart in court when there are actually penalties for lying

submitted 10 hours ago • 40 comments

Remake Equilibrium shot for shot but swap the casting of Taye Diggs and Christian Bale

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Starting to think nothing short of a complete and total strike by professional and student athletes is going to make a dent

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

submitted 21 hours ago • 250 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 88 comments

Those are Nazi salutes. They're Nazis.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

I’m writing a #DragonAge TTRPG campaign for my friends. Gods, would I ever love to discuss this island with a series writer. The only lore I could find on this place is that a) has a port city and b) considered “not a nice place to live”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Self-care is blocking both George Conway and Seth Abramson

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Now James Bond is owned by Amazon, he's going to be made to do two missions in the time it would take to do one, and his Aston Martin will be fitted with a bespoke receptacle for him to piss in to avoid stopping while in pursuit of the bad guys.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Movies you’ve watched more than six times using only gifs.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

U.N. Squadron is a glaring omission from most Capcom collections available for the Switch. Ye gods, the hours I logged on this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I am both green with envy and making plans for a Megaforce speed token

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

History buffs will know that every authoritarian leader eventually converges on some version of: "I *am* the state. I can not break the law, I am the law, the law is instantiated in me." Our march to authoritarianism so far has been excruciatingly by-the-book. Hitting every beat. No surprises.

submitted 7 days ago • 345 comments

A GIF you can hear.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

gross

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

c’mon people let’s get those Kardashev Scale numbers as low as we can

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Legend of Zelda (NES - 1987)

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

The solo from Toto’s “Hold the Line” fucking rips

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

this is what I did instead of studying in study hall

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

At least Augustus had the good sense to call himself princeps after tossing antony and lepidus out on their asses

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Man remember when Jim Inhofe got a few Armed Services committee briefings and then decided to hang up the old politickin’ hat right after he won reelection? That guy cut ads where he was doing barrel rolls in a plane to show how much zazz he had left in him and then he moseyed on

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

I really wish I hadn’t read this

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Jecht, Distant Dad 4/2 Legendary Human Deadbeat Go Out for Cigarettes - exile this card at the next end step

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My mind immediately went there

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry WHAT

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We hope you enjoyed this look at #MTGxFINALFANTASY! Many more classic characters, epic moments, and cool cards await you when the set releases on June 13th! https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/final-fantasy

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

My favorite Dragon Age quote sums up the current state of US politics pretty well “No one wants to admit they shit the bed.” - Dorian Pavus, Dragon Age: Inquisition

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I’m not saying playing Final Fantasy 6 prepared me for today’s political climate but I can’t be the only one getting serious Kefka / Gestahl vibes right now

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Nothing but a full all hands on deck invocation of the 25th Amendment by Congress is acceptable at this point. This is like watching people sleep through Pearl Harbor

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

dry erase tokens are worth every penny

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments