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guy in the substance universe: i cant wait to tune into my favourite hit tv show "sexy women dancing for 2 minutes"

submitted 68 days ago • 26 comments

in the stripped clerb we all jorkin’ it… and by it, lets justr say… we all fam

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Israel seeing the fall of Assad government: how can I make this about me?

submitted 82 days ago • 9 comments

Experts at the NYPD used AI to create this 3D model depicting what the shooter may have looked like.

submitted 82 days ago • 8 comments

moving in a few hours and i’m so grateful but jesus fuck is this stressful to degrees i wouldn’t ever want to experience again but inevitably will😣

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

this just pissed me off why does the mannequin have nipples and tits

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I think double jeopardy should apply here www.sanfranchronicle.com/ceo-of-aetna...

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

lmao

submitted 85 days ago • 32 comments

How I would feel speaking about my dad dying if he was the CEO of united healthcare

submitted 86 days ago • 47 comments

bluesky has gas now

submitted 86 days ago • 92 comments

What did Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare, even do? Did he try telling a JOKE in 2024??? 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 85 days ago • 6 comments

“haha” reacting to my own text to let them know i’m funny

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

submitted 86 days ago • 94 comments

i’ve made mexican food for dinner three nights in a row, so now it’s time for middle eastern food for three nights in a row

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

i’ll truly never get over how insane it was that there was almost a pedophile attorney general who was caught years ago sending money to children with statements like “being my friend”

submitted 92 days ago • 62 comments

losing my mind

submitted 89 days ago • 480 comments

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

submitted 86 days ago • 55 comments

a few months ago i got recognized by a group in a bar and ended up chatting with them for awhile and met their friend who has cancer and struggling with the system for anyone confused why people feel catharsis or happy about what happened to the united CEO today, learn👇

submitted 85 days ago • 76 comments

Hope his ambulance was in network

submitted 86 days ago • 415 comments

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

submitted 86 days ago • 663 comments

guy who thinks murder is usually good but killing the ceo of unitedhealth was too far. nvm i just invented the ceo of unitedhealth

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

submitted 86 days ago • 374 comments

i love those rare times where some rich guy dies and everyone hoots and hollers, which causes other rich people, and people who are under the delusion that they will be rich some day, to realize how much they are hated and have an existential crisis

submitted 85 days ago • 50 comments

Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy

submitted 90 days ago • 91 comments

13 years ago today, Ariana Grande tweeted about how playing Glinda in ‘WICKED’ would be her dream role.

submitted 89 days ago • 49 comments

"Cis people are afraid that trans people will laugh at them. Trans people are afraid that cis people will kill them"

submitted 94 days ago • 65 comments

submitted 94 days ago • 83 comments

things you do when you’re totally innocent, your honor

submitted 93 days ago • 23 comments

israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world

submitted 94 days ago • 167 comments

I’m right btw he is 1000% amphetamine horny at work

submitted 93 days ago • 18 comments

When you have the brain of a dog

submitted 93 days ago • 305 comments

my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary.

submitted 93 days ago • 84 comments

he wants me sooooo bad (he’s my husband)

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

didn’t sit for 7 hours but it came out tasty as fuck so happy birthday to my brothers i guess 😭

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 97 days ago • 59 comments

cat finally stopped shunning me it’s not my fault u can’t move into my uni😭☹️

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Joe Biden is a war criminal who should never know peace

submitted 98 days ago • 119 comments

Linda McMahon in charge of Dept of Education? Not sure she has kids' best interest at heart. She, along with her spouse, are accused of tolerating the sexual abuse of children by an employee of their company, World Wrestling Entertainment. Her chief goal for education is to promote vouchers.

submitted 98 days ago • 338 comments

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

submitted 98 days ago • 487 comments

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

submitted 98 days ago • 23 comments

hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.

submitted 98 days ago • 22 comments

going for a walk

submitted 98 days ago • 9 comments

a photo of chappell roan you’ve never seen before because i took it

submitted 99 days ago • 323 comments

saikiiiiii

submitted 98 days ago • 28 comments