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unfortunately i’m just perfect

couldn’t find my loaf tin so the humbling begins

I’m baking banana bread today because i need to fail at something to humble myself a little

Great article by Munroe www.vogue.co.uk/article/munr...

i had an everything shower who want me

back shots from a man who says “yippee” when he finishes

i couldn’t not go to potato day! didn’t get the varieties I wanted, next time I’ll need to go earlier but i got some good ones for the allotment !

stunning day

taking advantage of the sun today

a message

hell yeah it is

elon musks method of childcare:

his favourite snooze spot

Important pupdate: miniature beagle experiences snow for the first time

manager: “can you stay on for an extra hour and finish this up for me before COP today” me: sure, will i add it as time and half or overtime on my time sheet?” manager: “oh i thought you wouldn’t mind just doing unpaid as a favour i just want this finished by end of day” me:

this is how i’ll be found

is it the wrong time to be sowing brassicas like calabrese and early purple sprouting broccoli ? (Zone 8b) #allotment #gardening

menacing

we finally get a bit of warmer weather but it’s just this, how am i meant to get my allotment ready for March 😩

they blurred her face on the news, must be nice having some privacy in such a vulnerable moment eh?

Is Luke Tryl running the apps now as well

Polite paws 🐾

testing the firmness of my avocados this morning

Crime Scene Alert

protect him from the horrors

i’ve been having avocado on toast with poached egg everyday for breakfast, so this is what financial security tastes like huh?