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who needs brain cells

oh heavens, I’m out growing another bra

i haven’t seen a single pair of boobies on here and that is slightly disappointing i must say

unfortunately i’m just perfect

couldn’t find my loaf tin so the humbling begins

I’m baking banana bread today because i need to fail at something to humble myself a little

Great article by Munroe www.vogue.co.uk/article/munr...

i had an everything shower who want me

back shots from a man who says “yippee” when he finishes

i couldn’t not go to potato day! didn’t get the varieties I wanted, next time I’ll need to go earlier but i got some good ones for the allotment !

stunning day

taking advantage of the sun today

a message

hell yeah it is

elon musks method of childcare:

his favourite snooze spot

Important pupdate: miniature beagle experiences snow for the first time

manager: “can you stay on for an extra hour and finish this up for me before COP today” me: sure, will i add it as time and half or overtime on my time sheet?” manager: “oh i thought you wouldn’t mind just doing unpaid as a favour i just want this finished by end of day” me:

this is how i’ll be found

is it the wrong time to be sowing brassicas like calabrese and early purple sprouting broccoli ? (Zone 8b) #allotment #gardening

menacing

we finally get a bit of warmer weather but it’s just this, how am i meant to get my allotment ready for March 😩

they blurred her face on the news, must be nice having some privacy in such a vulnerable moment eh?

Is Luke Tryl running the apps now as well

Polite paws 🐾

testing the firmness of my avocados this morning

Crime Scene Alert

protect him from the horrors