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This all started because I forgot to invite Cicely Tyson to my birthday party. I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television Eph. Snack Caucus co-founder. In MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
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A lady at the bank just asked if I was a pro athlete based on my legs and, I guess, my track jacket.

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Getting a custom molded thumb splint at the ortho. My body is in shambles

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I don't know who has the highest IQ of people I know. I too only hang out with winners who don't tell people that information.

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I don't know how you can get bullied by Bluesky. Were people explaining the jokes of presenters at that conference back to them until it broke them?

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David Lynch was my dad. I called him Dadvid Lynch. He told me that you're all gonna tell lies about knowing him one day.

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Stephen A Smith is getting TWO MORE SHOWS?! #NBA #SPORTS

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Blessed to have zero idea what abundance means in the current context. Do not tell me.

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FanDuel has banned a bettor who posted a video of himself heckling Gabby Thomas at a recent track event and claimed "it made my parlay win."

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This monster decided to wear one piece of human clothing and went for a belt

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What if WaPo just auditioned new writers that human editors looked at an evaluated who would be a good hire because they were good enough at writing and an editor could get them all -- Sorry, I'm saying wild outta pocket stuff on main again. Trying to delete.

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Much like the Constitution for rights, I treat GPS as unenforceable suggestions. I routinely get there far ahead of it skipping dumb suggestions for turns.

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Porting this important thread over: Is Gritty in same genus as o.g. Oscar the Grouch and Moishe Oofnik?

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Oh, I'm doing a roast of St. Paul in a couple of weeks at Black Hart This isn't a joke, by the way. And good luck roasting Minneapolis. There's nothing meaner than what I already say about it.

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Me, after trying to make it across town during construction season rush hour:

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Great thread on one of my enduring favorite subjects: how Jacob Frey sucks

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It's pretty obvious everyone on Sesame Street is a Knicks fan. They all behave like different genres of Knicks fan. You expect me to believe Cookie Monster didn't yell "Fuck outta here" before trying to eat the trophy?

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If Jacob Frey is our mayor again. Just absolute dogshit in a crisis.

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In the ongoing confusion of what happened yesterday, ICE has released a statement confirming they were there (which was already confirmed by eyewitnesses) and listing "state and local law enforcement" and a host of federal agencies as assisting ICE. (1/2) www.kare11.com/article/news...

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Paper maps are cool to look at. Paper maps are good in a pinch. If you're actually needing to navigate, GPS is superior in every way.

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Everyone should get involved in at least one kind of bootleg economy or another, it’s a great way to build interpersonal skills and meet people

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