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I feel like I can come to you because I always respected your hairline on television. Eph. Snack Caucus co-founder. In MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
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Racists working in entertainment desperately trying to explain away the global popularity of diversity in art by saying it's not diversity is extremely funny to me. Their bitterness due having to include us to make money is off the charts.

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

IN CHURCH MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM AT RETIREMENT PARTY Me: Did you see that pic of Jesus that looks like he got a DUI? Religious cousin: You can't say that in church. Me: It's a pic of white Jesus so it's fine, actually RC: Show me Me: *shows* RC: *laughing* Man, that's a guy named Brad or something

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

Couldn't figure out what was up with dorky white boys and their gold chains. Then I remembered LL Cool J traded gold chain acceptance for forgetting about slavery in his 2013 curse upon the country, "Accidental Racist."

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I just wish you'd link to the fucking article you screenshot that headline from and then read the fucking article. Seems extremely important now.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Vibes been off since the Jared McCain/Kyle Lowry buddy comedy ended.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If you start here and work backwards, you can see every dating app instagram has sent me an ad for. I'm a straight Black woman on the left. I am very unseriously Christian. This will be relevant information to have throughout this journey.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My friend who sends me sportstok highlight reels since I refuse to download tiktok is the friend who cares most about my mental health. Also, if I see an athlete talking to long on a video, they better get to dunking or scoring touchdowns.

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@swiftonsecurity.com Hello. Long time follower. Weird question but I'm setting up my elderly parent's new windows laptop (she retired). Made myself admin, giving her separate account. Do you have any tips for securing it? E.g. Should I set up as separate account or separate family account?

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Uh, a lot going on but...what are people doing for Eastern KY and those floods? Yanno, since government isn't an option.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Me, leaning against the door frame of Eric Adams' office: Hey buddy. Feeling kinda bad right now, huh? Like an unpopular knapsack?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Setting up my mom's personal computer since she retires (again) soon and honestly, ma'am, just use your phone.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

They should add me as a shadow government on Love Is Blind and I just get to gaslight everyone I don't like for funsies.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Really owe Cathy (from the comic strip Cathy) an apology. I truly did not know that I would hit a certain age and become feral over chocolate. Fortunately I don't sweat in a manner that looks like crying when frustrated re: chocolate (ack)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone else noticed that all these planes are white

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

High Maintenance rewatch starts now. Literally the only pandemic season I want to watch.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

How many damn track records are gonna fall this weekend? We can't keep ratifying shit in this economy!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently you want Adams gone in a week so they can't trigger an election.

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What's Minneapolis supposed to do if NY has a mayor better than ours?!

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Here. Watch this and get your life right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1tc...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Someone with an advanced degree knows when shit is wrong and why. Seems significant.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

bit on the nose

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Elon Musk is making wild claims that #DOGE has found evidence of massive Social Security fraud.... The reality is that Musk's young engineers don't seem to be able to understand COBOL databases while Musk is misrepresenting the Social Security data www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

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@jfruh.bsky.social

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No. Please. Please be serious. All the alt accounts be posting some shit that they definitely read from someone with more expertise an hour before.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

okay, i'll just post my answer here so that people stop asking me about it all the time: the reason i refuse to add my signature to the united states constitution is that everyone who's signed it has died

submitted 5 days ago • 49 comments

Yeah, some of you still need to learn to talk to people who might whoop your ass even. Basic survival skill.

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The first places in America where Black people had fair opportunities to work for the same pay and benefits as white Americans was the federal government. Still today, in places with high Black populations, many government employees are Black.

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

This is a reachable voter.

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

Neon Sinclair Dino Sign at No Reserve

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The funniest battle between Congress and the president continues to be Martin Van Buren arguing he should be able to keep the tigers the Sultan of Oman gave him AT THE THE WHITE HOUSE.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Why don't any outlets go bother these people's parents? Because if anyone else made news, everyone we'd learn about their extended family.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'll tell you what. We'd all do jury nullification so fast if [call drops]

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Jokic laughing at Wemby for reading before games like he don't talk about horses all the fucking time.

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