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ivanclay.bsky.social
Pure maths PhD student at University of Melbourne, mainly just lurking
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asking such a whimsical creature as myself to file my taxes is flatly evil

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I can’t compete with this

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We go now live to our economics editor who has broken out the good whiskey and seems to be playing with a revolver. How are the markets reacting Greg

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Only a handful of Wisconsin farmers between being the most powerful person in the world and telling a bunch of Queensland retirees that negative gearing is terrific

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“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

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new video youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...

submitted 12 days ago • 290 comments

i am not interested in sex i simply desire someone to assist me in carrying out my Experiments

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I have a colony of lepers making rifles for me. If they help me kill the forest spirit, they get the hill!

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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age

submitted 15 days ago • 63 comments

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

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My favorite March Madness feature is back. Is she gay or does she just coach college basketball?

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I really do love that Penn Jilette was a lifelong libertarian anarcho-capitalist who was just like "whoops! Yeah, sorry, completely wrong on that one. Bullshit ideology for losers" in 2020. I really do! An inspiring lack of ego on him

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i love when the vibe of the country is “extreme fear”

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Trump's big innovation was to do the first time as farce and the second as tragedy

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iconic

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wow! wins, losses, it’s a big, big night for Hollywood! and we can all agree, no matter what side of the political aisle we’re on, we’re all ready for movies to be back! and for someone to finally figure out what it takes to impress jodie foster!

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Alcohol can’t affect your health if you’re pure of heart and a friend to animals

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You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

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I hate when my stoic and hermit-like life as an assassin is upended by an equally skilled counterpart for whom I cannot help but develop personal feelings

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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

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As called in Brazil:

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No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

submitted 55 days ago • 920 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 55 days ago • 251 comments

I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you

submitted 57 days ago • 82 comments

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

submitted 57 days ago • 129 comments

"If you survive a plane crash on a desert island, your friends' group chat might inquire about the presence of this mythical creature."

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks

submitted 58 days ago • 52 comments

If the Aust Govt does not denounce this immediately, we are complicit in approving ethnic cleansing of a historic level

submitted 59 days ago • 97 comments

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

submitted 62 days ago • 75 comments

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

submitted 118 days ago • 79 comments

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

submitted 63 days ago • 379 comments

the pact

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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

submitted 105 days ago • 34 comments

I love that the beach and the ocean are right next to each other - it works out perfectly

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you gotta be careful about these pizza delivery companies. on the commercials they promise to bring a piping-hot pie straight to your door — what could be better? but it’s too good to be true. these days everything comes with a price tag, and that includes pizza. that’s how they get ya

submitted 68 days ago • 29 comments

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

submitted 72 days ago • 114 comments