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ivimey.bsky.social
Award winning Writer, Producer, Actor, and co-founder of the The From Superheroes Network. He/Him www.andrewivimey.com www.fromsuperheroes.com
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Me reading any news

I need tech help. I use Chrome on Mac, recently clicked a spotify link, got a pop up that asked "do you want to open spotify links in the desktop app". I accidentally clicked yes. I do not like this but there's no option to turn it off. I've contacted both Chrome and Spotify help and they don't how.

Get in loser, we're going around calling people losers. Our self esteem is pretty low so we're lashing out. We're in kind of a bad place mentally... get in

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If you ask me, the guy who sings that final "Diarrhea" in the Pepto commercials really nails it and deserves a special Oscar.

“Cum potestate magna venit magnus responsabilitate.”

Every time I see an ad for The Gorge on Apple TV I hear the show title in my head pronounced the way @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social would say it as an elf on @dimension20.bsky.social

Haha! hoho. hehe even!

I've been vegetarian for 18 years and "Where do you get your protein though!?" is still the number one question I get from dudes who have absolutely no idea where they get their protein.

Mentally I'm here

I've been vegetarian for 18 years and "Where do you get your protein though!?" is still the number one question I get from dudes who have absolutely no idea where they get their protein.

"This should be an easy one: Stand up for others, or stand for nothing at all" Lindsey with great writing, and links interspersed throughout to donate to causes fighting the machines of bigotry. Read, give, care.

idk but if i was the richest man in the world i wouldn’t be a little bitch about it

I want to be the Mars Rover

"The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive and prosper" says man who experienced a complete breakdown from which he never recovered because he couldn't go to Home Depot and BW3 for a couple weeks in 2020.

MORNING PEOPLE TO EVERYONE ELSE: Welp, you just gotta go to bed earlier. Sorry, them’s the breaks. Have you tried eating dinner at 4? MORNING PEOPLE WHEN THEY HAVE TO STAY UP ONE SINGLE HOUR LATER THAN THEY’RE USED TO:

Why doesn’t Canada, the bigger of the two countries, simply eat the smaller one?

Many men have pretended to know than we do while talking to a woman who knows more than us. But no man has done it at the level of Shaq talking to Candice Parker. Every time he says something dumb about basketball he activates an absolutely nuclear eye roll from Candice and I'm here for it.

Please Don't Vote For Doug Ford This Time, Ontario youtu.be/pUoX9FGT0M0?...

I love Jack Reacher. I love that it's a show about a man that is big. I hope it goes for 22 seasons and each season the villain is an exceedingly bigger person until this is the final episode.

Me watching politics.

Need to get me a job like Dichen Lachman on Severance. You show up once a week, break Adam Scott's sense of reality real quick and go home. 6th billed in the cast. What a queen.

think everyone should know David Zaslav got paid $49.7 million dollars last year, a 26% increase from the year before. for no particular reason

Breaking: Hamburglar appointed head of the US department of not stealing Hamburgers.

fuck

Unskippable TV intros that should delete your account with Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man. New episode of Talk From Superheroes out now wherever you get your podcasts. www.talkfromsuperheroes.com

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Surprisingly, nobody shares my enthusiasm for a vegetarian Greek pita sandwich shop called Don’t Meat Your Gyros.

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

Cut my fish into pieces! This is my lake resort!

There are two wolves inside you. That's how bad rent has gotten. The wolf has a roommate.

How is it that movie studios still have no idea what to charge for digital movie rentals? In what world is $25 a reasonable cost for a digital RENTAL. For $25 I should own the blu ray and an actor from the movie delivers it. Not the star, but at least an extra.

executioner: any last words? (can't think of anything) me: the world is not ready for my ideas i take them to my grave

I spent far too much time photoshopping this image for @wordsofdiana.bsky.social's quick goof on Red Hulk.

I've seen a lot of people over the last few years mockingly dismiss the idea that depiction on film equals endorsement or glamorization, even though the evidence that audiences are identifying with villains and violence and completely missing the point of some narratives has been pretty substantial.

Inventor of car hazard lights: This is going to be a great way to let other drivers know if you're suffering from a mechanical failure or serious danger. Users of car hazard lights: