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Democrats: What elon is doing is anti democratic... Me: Arrest him. Democrats: He is violating transparency. Me: Then arrest him. Democrats: we will win, we will win, we will win.... Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ARREST HIM!!!!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody else overwhelmed with spite lately? No amount of desolation feels like enough for red states at this point. When are they going to fucking get it?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Are we great yet?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 70 comments

So naturally, you know what to do…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

submitted 18 days ago • 813 comments

What about you?

submitted 18 days ago • 1014 comments

2 FUCKING WEEKS!?!?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The only worthwhile platform for the next 4 years. 2 weeks y'all. It's been 2 weeks.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The look on your face is peak.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Republicans don’t believe in government but they want control of it. It doesn’t work like that in any other profession. Imagine a plumber who doesn’t believe in pipes.

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments

AI IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR JOB AND REPLACE YOU

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

Can't wait, you've got your work cut out for you man.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

He accidentally did a Nazi salute... TWICE. While talking about the future of Western civilization. He is who we think he is.

submitted 33 days ago • 437 comments

11AM: How bad could the new administration be? 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

submitted 33 days ago • 160 comments

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

submitted 33 days ago • 1139 comments

Starting to get it?

submitted 33 days ago • 1503 comments

Um. What did I just watch?

submitted 33 days ago • 4792 comments

gm y'all

submitted 36 days ago • 47 comments

Thank you all very much for the kind words and messages, Artemy was more loved than he could have ever known. Streams will be back soon, there’s a lot to cover. Here’s Artemy helping me assemble an end table

submitted 50 days ago • 79 comments

Two weeks ago, Artemy fell ill to sudden and severe kidney issues. He fought very hard, and for a time seemed to make a miraculous recovery, but yesterday his condition worsened, and continued to worsen after hospitalization. He passed an hour ago. I’ll always love you, you fat idiot.

submitted 52 days ago • 466 comments

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

submitted 54 days ago • 31 comments

MAGA is imploding and it’s not even 2025.

submitted 55 days ago • 152 comments

BREAKING: President Jimmy Carter dies at the age of 100

submitted 55 days ago • 1016 comments

Elon paid $44 billion to have everyone insult him constantly.

submitted 56 days ago • 322 comments

This sums it up, yes.

submitted 63 days ago • 732 comments

In America, if you’re rich enough, you get to keep your teeth. #EndInsurance #MedicareForAll

submitted 63 days ago • 82 comments