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I found my new Halloween costume. @heydollface.bsky.social @skimmilk17.bsky.social @vegan666.bsky.social @hogcranker.bsky.social @mathewcc.bsky.social @awkwardmonkey.bsky.social

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Everybody should be stealing a little treat for themselves at least once a week

using one of these to steal a cops gun

Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress

Oh to simply vibe like the Michelin Man

super mario should have cut his mushroom into 0.15g pieces and taken them once every three days for inspiration. instead of eating the whole thing and then killing turtles

I'm just going to leave this photo of Ron DeSantis here

Dianne Fetus becomes latest term abortion in history at 90 years old.

The grim reaper looking at Mitch McConnell today:

Doctors love to act all high and mighty as if they weren’t all sniffing and sipping piss a few centuries ago.

Hot damn, the WGA won. The summary of what's been agreed to is in the link but just, wow. www.wgacontract2023.org/the-campaign...

Presidential glizzy

I’m gonna be a barbie-fied Elvira for Halloween. If any of you bitches steal my idea I’m just gonna call you Dolly Parton all night. 📽️🎥

A tentative agreement has been reached to end the WGA strike!!! #wgastrong #unionstrong

Chicken cutlet heart 🥹🥹🍽️. they are a lil self conscious but im tryna hype them up. bestie tingz. 🍽️

Amazing work everybody, keep it up!!

i have good news from X, the everything app

Honestly there are worse things that can happen to an American politician during a play