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2025 is the year we should bring back the guillotine

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

I’ve met with President Zelenskyy and members of his government. They are strong, honorable allies. Minnesota stands with the people of Ukraine as they fight to defend freedom and democracy. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Why do Democrats keep pretending that the filibuster doesn’t exist? Like, you can’t honestly expect us to forget the 10 years of obstructionism from McConnell

Donald Trump is a fascist and I’m tired of pretending that he’s not. The US government is being run by a fascist autocrat that will do anything and everything to take away our rights. We need to respond by doing anything and everything to defend our rights

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

kind of a boomer complaint, but I hate how every appliance made in the last ten years has a shitty touchscreen interface instead of physical buttons. let me click things dammit

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

musk: i just wish i could go myself to get the astronauts but of course i know i'm too important to you here trump: no you're going musk: i'm absolutely livid that i don't get to go myself and - huh?

I've seen this posted a lot and it just really hits home when you realize that history is truly repeating itself. 😱

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

like to charge repost to cast

Shame on target. Doubling down on cowardice won’t raise your revenue, it’ll only lose you customers

Caturday night.

I voted for the DFL candidate in the Roseville district and I’m infuriated that Republicans think they have the right to throw away my vote. They don’t care about democracy or rights, only power. Disgraceful

Who made this 🤣

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

literally

the president could theoretically pardon every person named george. is this important or ever going to happen? no

Misleading hed. Agreeing our political system is “broken” (87%), our economic system unfairly favors the wealthy” (68%), “immigrants strengthen the country” (56%) but would deport undocumenteds who are crooks (87%), and that Trump shouldn’t prosecute critics (73%) ≠ “support for Trump’s policies.”

Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

A new bipartisan bill to ban members of Congress, their spouses, and dependents from owning or trading individual stocks has been introduced in the House of Representatives.

8番出口で異変探ししてほしい

BREAKING: California has banned insurers from canceling or not renewing residential property policies in the Los Angeles neighborhoods that were affected by the massive wildfires across the city. This ban is in place for one year.

I know Trump could have pardoned himself to avoid punishment but like, cmon man. The SCOTUS decision doesn’t even apply for crimes before his first term. Judge Merchan could have just kept the $500 million fine in place and forced Trump to pardon himself in front of all his supporters

frieren talking about demons:

Agreed! Publicly funded elections and ballot measures would make a real difference to our political landscape

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

barely comprehensible, have a nice day

if Aileen Cannon gets on the Supreme Court I genuinely think we should just secede from the union. the federal government just becomes so illegitimate at that point that there’s no reason to respect it. we’d be better off as a sovereign territory than to concede to fascism

I think it’s official. I’m a Teto stan now. Sorry Miku

This is Hazelnut. She is both teeny tiny and comfy cozy. Dynamite combo. 12/10

where have I heard this before 🤔

lmao

one of the pettiest things that I dislike about congress is when everyone stands up and claps. it’s such an obvious act of performance. like, just do your job instead of interrupting proceedings every 5 minutes

North Korea has universal healthcare and we don’t??? Failure of a country

Honestly, I think Minneapolis should have its own new year’s rocking eve for everyone in the central time zone. We can have live music and hot food in downtown Minneapolis