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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 6 days ago • 289 comments

As a US citizen I want nothing more than for Canada to win the 4 Nations. I didn't think ready for all of my fellow citizens acting like a US win would signal some kind of moral victory.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

guys idk what to say at this point I'm just alternating through laughter shock and malaise. I guess I'm trying to atay informed but also disconnect and love myself and my neighbor. So anyways Greenland will never be called by this monstrosity of a name. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

submitted 18 days ago • 132 comments

As a process Christian and 49ers fan, this Superbowl result is proof that God can't work singlehandedly, but can work through and with anyone.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

KENNY PICKETT GETTING GARBAGE TIME IN THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE CHIEFS OMG

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Thoughts and prayers to all the lifelong Taylor Swift fans it must be hard watching your favorite team go 1/2 in subsequent Superbowls.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

thisIsFine.jpg www.nbcnews.com/news/world/l...

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

trans people are pretty great pass it on

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Enns one of the real ones who can title something "Pimping the Bible" and leave me with a lil inspiration. open.substack.com/pub/peteenns...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Idk man, I'm literally still just doing my best and faking the rest

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

Jesus told his followers to expect persecution—not because they were loudest, but because they stood with the least of these. If you’re aligning with power, you’re not the one being persecuted.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

“Fuck” is an entire prayer

submitted 29 days ago • 17 comments

I can't deny that things are really fucking shitty right now, like all over. But someone just reminded me: "A lot of great things can grow out of shit." I hope that little agricultural metaphor helps you out today.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I still believe this: "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

"I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others." Bishop Budde is my new favorite person. time.com/7209222/bish...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This is the soul of Christianity: speaking truth to power and standing for the marginalized at great personal risk.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Fair warning: The Beam is the only thing keeping me sane right now, so if the Kings don't find a way to shut down Curry and defend the 3 I might go off the rails tomorrow.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a theologian, but I don't think denaturalizing citizens is what Jesus meant when he said "love your neighbor as yourself."

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to all my people whose first political memory is our parents being furious with Clinton for lying to the American people about a sexual encounter and now we find ourselves trying to find ANY shared sense of morality and ethics with the same parents who are now MAGA'd to their fuckin gills.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

So hold up, I had to censor my language growing up Christian and say shit like: -what the FRICK -HECK yeah -Oh myLANTA all to avoid the "appearance of evil" and not take the Lord's name in vain, but now you're cool with throwing up the hail Shitler and forgetting to swear on the Bible? Shocking.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Only using Bluesky for the foreseeable future, I guess now is a good time for a re-intro. When I'm not busy being a dad & software engineer or distracting myself with the 49ers/Kings/videogames/guitar, I rant about: -Clinging to what's left of my Christian faith -Leftist/ally/antiracist/woke shit

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

The Kingdom of God is like a health insurance policy with no premiums, deductibles, or copays. It's not tied to your employment, all pre-existing conditions are covered, and when you file a claim it gets automatically approved.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Oh look, the police are defending capital at the expense of a woman's civil liberties. how strange and unexpected. www.wfla.com/news/polk-co...

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Born too late to buy Apple stock at IPO Born too early to be tiktok famous. Born just in time to give AI all my data and tell me my resume sucks

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Lol the game is literally Among Us, what kinda headline even is this www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

So the guy who allegedly kicked off a large conversation about class struggle and the depravity of health insurance apparently comes from family money, has an advanced degree and high paying job, and isn't a self avowed leftist. Maybe capitalism really does hurt everyone after all.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The "Luigi has always been the real hero" crowd just got the biggest boost of their lives.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments