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🎥 📚 🎧 👾 I’m a de-motivational speaker. I post a lot about movies. I love gallows humor. If you want to know what I’ve been watching, follow me https://boxd.it/wFgf
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What's going on in LA should be a real wakeup call for folks who don't already know that a fully liberal government can still wind up a police state and without some major change to the way we talk about the militarization of policing, nothing will get better

The most striking thing about the LA protests is how many people just dropped everything to show up and yell at federal agents. There are people in suits, and carrying dogs, and wearing flip flops or bike helmets. These are not people who planned to do this today. But there they are.

Everything can change

These idiots have grossly underestimated Los Angeles and California.

L.A. is a Mexican-American city. The majority of the population is made up of racial and ethnic minorities. We are all happy living together and really do not want to see our friends, neighbors and families being terrorized by federal robo-cops. This is bullshit.

Like a reverse Alien vs Predator situation. Whoever loses, we all win.

I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.

Just heart breaking..

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Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader theonion.com/michael...

Watching some Kolchak

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@jakealmond.bsky.social @jhrivnak.bsky.social @deacon05oc.bsky.social @24-panels.bsky.social Who's ready for a LAN party?!

Define Cinema with an image. 🎥 #filmsky 📽

@24-panels.bsky.social @jakealmond.bsky.social Opening a weird TARDIS gets you a weird 1st Doctor.

Okay right, okay. Hear me out though… the AI would want us to think that, man #filmsky #theterminator

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Hey y’all, I just wanted to share this again as I wanted to do something to celebrate how the character of Gale Weathers throughout the first 4 SCREAMs really embodied the ups and downs of the writer’s journey & I just appreciate that so much.

In this time of anger and judgment and self-righteous posturing, everyone needs to read this book. My friend Michael Berryman has endured more adversity than anyone I've ever met . . . and he's one of the happiest people I've ever met. It's a privilege to know him.

1. Crawford wins in WI. 2. Against Johnson's wishes, 9 GOP reps cross the aisle to vote with Dems re proxy voting which helps new moms in the House. 3. FL races were close enough to worry GOP ops and the White House. 4. Sen. Booker took the floor and called a tyrant a tyrant. Not a bad Tuesday.

Me in the National Security group chat

Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.

Meme in real life

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A lot of you are pissed that the #Oscars forgot to remember Tony Todd. I don't blame you one damn bit. He was an incredibly gifted actor who appreciated his fans and deserves the same amount of respect as the other actors who passed away.

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This song right here! Whew!

YOU SELLING THE DVD FOR $30?! NOT THE BLU RAY, NOT THE 4K, BUT THE DVD?!?! BFFR. I want to talk to Barnes. I want to talk to Noble.

My eldest niece has never seen “Raiders of the Lost Ark.” We’re fixing that right now. It’s a VERY good night to watch Nazis get punched, shot, stabbed, run over, and melted down by the wrath of God.

an incredible movie

What better night to start our TWIN PEAKS rewatch?

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Fucking frame it. 📽️ : 'Predator' (1987) #nw #filmsky

One thing is for sure… that apartheid profiteering frog faced nazi bitch is going to know the whole world is going to dance on his grave one day.

This is normal, everyone in the 80s smoked.

THIS is the dopamine hit I needed today. Mulder & Scully forever. ❤️👽

RIP Roberta Flack

R.I.P. to a talented director who made smart and very entertaining pictures. Both "Vigilante Force" and "Maimi Blues" went down very well on #Bootlegfriday and #Beyondfriday.

Oh no no no….please send some support to Reggie if you can!

If interested in a primer on Hazel Scott, the virtuoso pianist, check out the new PBS documentary American Masters - the Disappearance of Miss Scott. It's not a very inspired doc, but I learned more about her and why she left the spotlight. (Hint: it's a far too common story about Black talent).

Guess I’m watching PRINCE OF DARKNESS tonight.

This dumb sonofabitch is the political equivalent of New Coke and Crystal Pepsi

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough