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Is this still my favourite Finnish tradition? Absolutely.

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Thrilling chase underway

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Pirate beautician.

submitted 32 days ago • 27 comments

Sorry I missed your wedding something came up

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A conservative man named Larry was invited to the Wisconsin state capitol to speak in favor of an anti-trans bill—but he had his eyes "opened" after hearing from members of the LGBTQ+ community.

submitted 36 days ago • 44 comments

SOMEONE IN UAE ADOPT LUFY RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! Look at that face!!!

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

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And it seems to me you lived your life like a

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Gordon Ramsey: what's the special, sweetheart? Waitress: blackbird pie Gordon Ramsey: blackbird pie? Waitress: yes, four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie Gordon Ramsey: four and twenty, wow, fuck me, blackbird pie, jesus. what happened to your nose?

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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you

submitted 46 days ago • 79 comments

one of the greatest clergy characters in any movie. Disney's Robin Hood does a remarkably effective job of explaining to children how poverty is an artificial sociopolitical construct which every decent person morally obligated to resist, by breaking the law if necessary - even priests

submitted 50 days ago • 16 comments

who is this rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting.

submitted 51 days ago • 18 comments

[restaurant] waiter: would you like water? me: yes please waiter: still? me: I literally just said yes

submitted 55 days ago • 43 comments

This is the disgusting person Trump wanted released to the United States despite his heinous human trafficking charges. Listen to him describe how he’d grab women by the neck. MAGA can officially shut the fuck up about the Epstein files.

submitted 55 days ago • 877 comments

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music

submitted 55 days ago • 9 comments

@chrishewitt.bsky.social sorry to hear we have lost gene Hackman, I know he was your favourite actor

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Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or an anti-vaxxer why their grandparents had 9 siblings.

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Grab a spoon bestie we’re tasting bog pudding tonight

submitted 66 days ago • 15 comments

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

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Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list? Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM. Me: Oh, sorry. Good morning, may I please see the wine list?

submitted 68 days ago • 169 comments

How did Mr Tumble sneakily recreating the cover to Black Sabbath's debut album escape me for so many years?

submitted 68 days ago • 27 comments

I love this description. The fries come thrown under the bus.

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Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl" Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?" RP: "Yes, about finding my true love" JP: "Great, a classic love song" RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy" JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"

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I believe!

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How I’m feeling tonight

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She speaks truth.

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Don’t all act surprised when Reform get in at the next election.

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

fuck around then, Pingu

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

submitted 75 days ago • 76 comments

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

submitted 76 days ago • 489 comments

[Cartoon villain helpdesk] Helpdesk: hello what’s your emergency Villain: I’m trying to get away with something Helpdesk: ok Villain: but there’s these meddling kids Helpdesk: (almost drops phone) you need to get the fuck out of there right now

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If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes. - NRJ

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I’ve had enough of the depressing news of late, time to settle down with some new films I ordered, I’ve never watched before. Ah! What are these? Threads and when the wind blows…. Sounds like a laugh

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