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I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...

“We are assured that Hitler will stop at the Sudetenland.”

Nothing to see here, just a suspiciously spiky rock

This is real (at least in the US). It's not one of those stupid things where you put an idiotic statement on your FB page declaring something illegal. I just checked it on FB settings and it had a list of every website I visited recently. Fucking weird. The future kind of sucks.

really lovely stuff www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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Meet the “sickfluencers”: disabled people turn to TikTok for help accessing disability benefits - and the media says they’re scroungers gaming the system. My col. on Fraser Nelson’s stitch up job, and the paranoia those with the least might get an advantage. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The meanings of the word for a wren, from eight different languages... 8. Little walnut (Bulgarian) 7. Little bird in the ditch (Japanese) 6. Thumbling (Finnish) 5. Fence-skedaddler (Danish) 4. Fence-master (Hebrew) 3. Druid bird (Irish) 2. Mouse-brother (Faroese) 1. Little king of winter (Dutch)

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

Mosquito bites in mid-November in North West England should not be a thing...

Shout-out to the pharmacist who gave me flu and covid jabs for free when they found out that I'd had cancer and was going to pay for them. 'But you have a weakened immune system' 'Logically yeah, but gov policy says I don't qualify' 'We can override that. If your GP says anything we'll sort it out'

Me: I'm home, I should do some work. Brain: No work. Cheese. Me: We just had some cheese. Brain: I see no cheese. Me: That's because we ate it. Brain: (stares blankly) Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work? Brain: Yes. (gives brain cheese) Me: Okay. Work. Brain: No work. Cheese.

🎃happy spooky time🎃

🎃NE MORE DAY!!! Happy All Hallow's Eve Eve!

[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what

Remember, kids, it’s only censorship if it’s done by the government, otherwise it’s just sparkling Get The Fuck Off My Timeline

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Dangerous snek, no touch (swallowtail cat 🤎) #Invertebrates

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