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we have a president with a tenuous grip on small legislative majorities who is out of the gate with a flurry of dramatically unpopular orders and who has just demonstrated his weakness on the international stage. if i were an elected member of his domestic opposition, i might try to draw real blood.

submitted 27 days ago • 1714 comments

He’s given us this name for our movement on a silver platter with the Colombia tariffs

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

2026 really about to be the Coffee Party for Dems huh

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Chocolate Orange Bourbon Cake

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

So fun! Throw it on the list of things to fix in 2029! 🤩

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

“If pro-democracy voters expect senators to do nothing, they are effectively giving those lawmakers permission to do just that.” www.vanityfair.com/news/story/k...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Man how the fuck is Drake ever gonna leave the house again lmaooo

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

When the owner of that other platform refers to it as a town square I think it means a town square like 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts

submitted 91 days ago • 53 comments

LAST SENTENCE !!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I am once again trying to make the Coffee Party a thing for the #2026Midterms — our own version of the Tea Party because Dem leadership needs to wake up and smell it

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Where’s my caffeine pill caucus here on bluesky

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I hope we can do as Bluesky gets larger is be less tolerant of the resistance grifters who will try to hack the platform for engagement and growth without any interest in adding anything substantive or meaningful It’s a different kind of troll.

submitted 97 days ago • 1264 comments

Needle In The Hay (Glee Cast Version)

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck the Ohio diners. I want my legacy media doing forays into the pubs of Chipping-le-Bum-Shire to really get a read on the sociocultural condition of Normal Island and its newspaper columnists

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If I were a dictator for a day i think i would probably break the state of california into like 7 baby californias. I would push them in a baby carriage like little yorkies up the steps of the senate and laugh as 14 Democratic senators emerged from their mist and then I’m not a dictator anymore

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I will die violently on the hill that contemporary literature has been defanged and sidelined by the insidious hegemony of program fiction. The capitalist groupthink perpetuated by the MFA saps literature of its experimentation, therefore its capacity to shock: to challenge the system. ❤️ edibles ❤️

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Remember that instead of reading a stupid and bad essay in the Atlantic, you can make yourself a lovely roast chicken or go for a walk.

submitted 99 days ago • 23 comments

just trying to make like a hole album and live through this

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes

submitted 99 days ago • 99 comments

I think the first question any Dem staffer or operative should be asked is if they've watched the West Wing If they have, they're automatically banned from employment

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What if — and hear me out — we brought back this kind of masculinity. The kind that leaves no doubt you’ve talked to a girl in your life

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Can you imagine being at Schrödinger's funeral? Staring at that coffin? Wondering...

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

How I feel every time I post on Bluesky

submitted 100 days ago • 119 comments

So spot on. This is what the internet was supposed to be in the beginning. A place to find OTHERS LIKE YOU, under the assumption that you interacted with plenty of people you had little in common with irl

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I AM NORMAL WEIGHT I HAVE NORMAL F❤️CKING FACE I DO NOT DISAGREE WITH MY OWN ASSESSMENT

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PHARMACISTS HATE this one weird trick to STOP wanting to K!LL YOURSELF (owning the chuds by living to 98)

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I’m questioning their leadership and I don’t plan on shutting up anytime soon. The campaign got off to a pitch-perfect start and then that Schumer quote from 16 about how many moderate Rs Hillary would win for every blue-collar union voter she lost started rattling around my head.

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