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Married over 40 years. No children except fur babies. Politically moderate. Love animals. GIS Professional.
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Trump says his life was better before he was President. So was everyone else's.

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I gotta say, I miss the kind, quiet, old man who steered the economy out of a raging dumpster fire without turning every day into a circus train to hell.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Need I say more?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Nicely done!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It's really too bad that you can't order Karma and have it delivered like flowers.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The difference between humans and animals is that animals would never follow the dumbest one in the herd.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Could someone please explain which crimes get you deported and which ones get you elected President? I'm so confused.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

We need to put one of those breathalyzer contraptions that lets you start your car and put it on Pete Hegseth's phone.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, 100% this!

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I have got to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" People are beginning to take it as a challenge.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

How to tell that you're an adult. 1. You can gain weight by looking at cheesecake. 2. You'd rather sleep than go out. 3. Everything hurts. 4. Comfort comes before style. 5. You have a favorite spatula. 6. College students look like they're 11.

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Best sign ever!

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Mark Twain famously said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. He was getting at a fundamental truth: Although history never follows precisely the same path as before, it can show similar patterns and provide useful lessons. Things that make you go "hmmm".

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Six weeks into this dictatorship and I'm using "FUCK" like it's a comma.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Cory Booker's bladder is stronger than the ENTIRE Republican party!

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Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs Venus 56% Xanadu 43% Vulcan 77% Antarctic Ocean 89% Rings of Saturn 12% Valhalla 34% Narnia 16% Hogwarts 77% Heaven 96% Hell 1%

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Protest at the McDonald and Heard Islands. Flippers Off!

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First they came for the LGBT community and I said "No". Then they came for the people of color and I said "No". Then they came for the immigrants and I said "No". Then they came for the penguins and I'm just fucking confused.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Now we all understand how he bankrupted a casino.

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Elon Musk = Actively Incompetent

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My new word of the year!

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Point:

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

I asked Janet Yellen once whether Trump understands economic policy. “No” Thought that might be relevant for whatever he’s saying now about tariffs. (Which, I’ll again remind you, end in FFS)

submitted 73 days ago • 32 comments

April 1st will be here after known as Cory Booker Appreciation Day.

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Wisconsin can't be bought.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

If you found Bigfoot in the woods behind a Dollar General and gave her a bath. Then educated her on nothing but Dukes of Hazard reruns. She would be infinitely superior to MTG.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

#LadyLibertyFightsBack

submitted 75 days ago • 27 comments

The new Prime Minister of Canada has a PhD in Economics from Oxford. The President of Mexico has a PhD in Energy Engineering. We elected a turnip and not one of the smart ones.

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Breakfast of champions!

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This also fascinates me!

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Yale University must be absolutely mortified that this spineless, ignorant lump of weasel shit is one of their graduates.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe that people are comparing trump to Satan. Sure, he's evil but he's not as evil as trump.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

NATO leaked a memo sent to them by the State Department. It advised that a briefing for Trump should: Be a max of three pages long. Should be mostly pictures. Should praise Trump or he wouldn’t read it. This was in preparation for a vital summit on the security of the Western world.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

If you're feeling down, just remember that billions of dollars of Russian propaganda didn't work on you. And here's a picture of my cat to help!

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s pray 🙏🏼

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I remember when these were fiction.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Hell will freeze over 3 miles deep before I bow to that despicable jackass.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I solemnly swear that if I EVER see a woman being accosted at a town hall meeting or anywhere else, I will intervene in ANY manner I can.

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

The stock market is tanking so badly it's almost like we elected someone who went bankrupt 6 times... Oh wait.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

This is an excellent template and should be disseminated widely

submitted 114 days ago • 396 comments

What genius thought THIS was a good idea?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments