This is an excellent template and should be disseminated widely - ThreadSky

realmajorpita.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yes, yes and fuck yes!

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wrdnrd23.bsky.social•105 days ago

Priceless!

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shellylarson.bsky.social•105 days ago

Yes, excellent!

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akiro318.bsky.social•105 days ago

I have a stamp! Better use them before Forever ends!

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bluebeliever2024.bsky.social•105 days ago

George, I am surprised that you would endorse this. Anyone who under estimates Martin should rethink their approach. Garcia's "bar fight" statement was inflamatory and highly inappropriate given the venue. It doesn't rise to a crime but it creates unwarranted criticism that should be avoided.

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trumpwho.bsky.social•105 days ago

Well written
God love this man

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lala1214.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is pure gold

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groovydood.bsky.social•105 days ago

Spectacular.

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vadowager.bsky.social•104 days ago

I have long thought that Dana Milbank of The Washington Post was the master of political snark. He will read this in slack-jawed awe. 👏

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sweetglasses.bsky.social•105 days ago

🥰

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idwagner.bsky.social•104 days ago

Pure gold

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madison8.bsky.social•104 days ago

I wish he’d send that letter out.

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cjdonnelly.bsky.social•105 days ago

Well played Mr. Brock 👏

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bluepleiades919.bsky.social•105 days ago

That's a righteous Gettysburg Redress.

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girlinthehat.bsky.social•105 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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sass64.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yes!

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peteflanagan.bsky.social•104 days ago

F-ing brilliant.
I saved the letter and reposted.

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michiganbecky.bsky.social•104 days ago

Use this letter.

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coolhand3333.bsky.social•105 days ago

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coolhand3333.bsky.social•105 days ago

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coolhand3333.bsky.social•105 days ago

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luckyauntie.bsky.social•105 days ago

Brilliant.

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pamschuble.bsky.social•105 days ago

I could only aspire to this level of detailed incredibly descriptive response. I’m in awe.

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draudreyglover.bsky.social•105 days ago

I agree with PopeHat on the incorrect tone of the “response” though..

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drtdlong.bsky.social•104 days ago

Such a perfect way of saying shove this letter up your ass!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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sheriw.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is absolutely perfect!!

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livealoha75.bsky.social•105 days ago

👏👏👏👏

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opus3.bsky.social•104 days ago

Perfect

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suzypugs.bsky.social•105 days ago

Breathtakingly wonderful.

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mikeh311.bsky.social•104 days ago

We need more of this👍

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pettydaviseyes.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yesssssssss!

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guffeygal.bsky.social•104 days ago

Thanks representatives Garcia stand up to these bullies

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martinnagle.bsky.social•105 days ago

I feel sorry for the original letter, headed where no one has gone before. Or not...

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lfjohnese.bsky.social•105 days ago

Great letter, though any thoughtful person would know that an elected Democrat has none of that in their vocabulary, wheelhouse, or anywhere else.
Every morning I wake up thinking I might be wrong about the total collapse of the Democrats in response to the Musk/tRump assault. But, no.

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stef47.bsky.social•105 days ago

I like: “In conclusion, I respectfully suggest that you take your letter, fold it until it's all corners, and perform an anatomically improbable act upon yourself with it. I trust that metaphor is clear enough even for you.”

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bitcoindavey.bsky.social•105 days ago

That’s pretty good.

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kkwhetstone.bsky.social•105 days ago

I love this so much!!!

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pdiamond.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is awesome!

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rye39.bsky.social•105 days ago

Breathtakingly sharp in its rapier wit!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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lunascatmom.bsky.social•104 days ago

Oh my goodnes, that is awesome!! I hope Mr Garcia uses it. It's a perfect response.

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jutjutjoanney.bsky.social•105 days ago

...tis...

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wendontlie.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is brilliant! I'm going to download it. Loved his use of metaphors.

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janwhitesell.bsky.social•105 days ago

Oh, I'm definitely using this! Priceless!

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bamart8.bsky.social•105 days ago

Can we buy him his beverage of choice, in perpetuity. I’ll chip in!

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joshuawoman.bsky.social•105 days ago

Perfection

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sapiosimmo.bsky.social•104 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🫡
That response ia awesome.

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dangergirl6.bsky.social•105 days ago

MW feckless republicans praise trump & doge publicly but secretly beg/pressure key ppl they approved to spare there states
AND it’s working
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social
@robertgarcia.bsky.social @govpritzker.illinois.gov
@govwesmoore.bsky.social @adamkinzinger.bsky.social

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dangergirl6.bsky.social•105 days ago

West Virginia Senator Shelley Moore Capito said
that she talks to the administration often about cuts
impacting her state, and that they end up being "pauses that get unstuck."

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crocketttavern.bsky.social•105 days ago

👏👏👏👏👏

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nancyworld.bsky.social•105 days ago

Except the "creeping authoritarianism" is hurtling headlong.

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woke2024.bsky.social•105 days ago

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hildabewildered.bsky.social•105 days ago

Glorious

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sgiglasvegas.bsky.social•105 days ago

Perfect response to a ridiculous letter from another Chump pawn,who is trying to protect a "DICK" from the truth. Don' t want be called a DICK? Stop acting like one!

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ralphgot.bsky.social•105 days ago

I thought there were too many big words. But the last sentence cleared that all up.

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msmillie920.bsky.social•105 days ago

Excellent Mr Conway!

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constancebeatrice.bsky.social•104 days ago

I love this so much

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lauralpharm.bsky.social•105 days ago

Except don’t offend government lawyers - my friend is one and has spent her career doing important work.

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sengelweb.bsky.social•105 days ago

I think he should eat up their resources as much as possible. Ask for an in person meeting!

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daveseibert.bsky.social•105 days ago

Wow! That's a great letter.

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kevinmac27.bsky.social•104 days ago

People realize that this is in part attempted payback for the narrative that Trump was responsible for the insurrection because he said "Fight like hell" on Jan 6, right?
He needs to punish any method used by anybody, ever, to hold him to account. So wrongfoot anybody using the word "fight".

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samwiseacre.bsky.social•104 days ago

It’s breathtaking.

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csapidus.bsky.social•105 days ago

"Yours in contempt"

... pure gold

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nici17.bsky.social•104 days ago

Good one shine on….

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merlerip.bsky.social•105 days ago

@gtconway.bsky.social this is the fascist boob who's the *interim* DC AUSA:
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/02/ed-martin-musk-trump-revenge-prosecutions-fail.html

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maureen2705.bsky.social•105 days ago

Perfect!!!

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beor52.bsky.social•104 days ago

My sentiments exactly. If I get a letter, I’ll be sure to use this rebuttal.

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santa61.bsky.social•104 days ago

F***ING BRILLIANT!

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j0hnw57.bsky.social•104 days ago

Goddamn, I LOVE this! Perfect takedown of a boot-licking moron.

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artandsoultoo.bsky.social•105 days ago

Wahooooo!!!!

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tenoannie.bsky.social•105 days ago

Excellent!

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hotelalhamra.bsky.social•104 days ago

This letter is probably super hysterical in NY-DC legal circles but misses the mark in the Tik Tok/ YouTube attention wars.

All Garcia needs to say is:

Hey Eddie,
I’m an elected member of the Legislative branch and I’m not giving you shit.

Now please gargle my balls.

Best Regards,
Robert

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anniesnyder1963.bsky.social•105 days ago

Beautiful!

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mkmoynahan.bsky.social•105 days ago

Brlliant

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fvlib.bsky.social•105 days ago

And then immediately file a complaint against Martin with the DC Bar Association.

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randyhollis.bsky.social•104 days ago

Absolutely positively correct thanks...

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svanness.bsky.social•105 days ago

I’m sure I’ll be using it…

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isinqueens.bsky.social•104 days ago

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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simplycici.bsky.social•104 days ago

I love a good metaphor.

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navinpokala.bsky.social•104 days ago

This is better I think ... short and to the point

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borrachoyloco.bsky.social•104 days ago

Perfect in every way.

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mccollarchitect.bsky.social•104 days ago

😷😁😄😆😅🤣😂🤣😅😆😄😁😷😁😄😆😅🤣😂💙👍💯

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shel81.bsky.social•104 days ago

🤣

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sgfbp.bsky.social•105 days ago

Terrific. Rep Garcia should use it!

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seyberspace.bsky.social•105 days ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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frodolove.bsky.social•105 days ago

Holy Shit! This is freaking Beautifully Awesome! Thank you, George! 👍👏👍

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lisalee333.bsky.social•105 days ago

I wrote a letter too. It was really fun.

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dawissa.bsky.social•105 days ago

Nicely done!

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drjohnrock.bsky.social•105 days ago

Brilliant!

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crazycanuck2.bsky.social•104 days ago

Awesome letter by Mr. Garcia ! Kudos to him. 💯👌🎯👏👏👏👏👍

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dem49.bsky.social•104 days ago

lmao, very well written

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snoozy814.bsky.social•105 days ago

Oh my freaking lord I love this!

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randymarquis.bsky.social•105 days ago

That's Beautiful!!!!!!

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jmeek.bsky.social•104 days ago

But we have criticized the use of this sort of metaphor by rightists. Rightly. This sort of language is counterproductive, playing into the hands of our opponents and laying us open to accusations of hypocrisy

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agkersh123.bsky.social•105 days ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️

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bluesos.bsky.social•104 days ago

Chef’s 💋! Perfect.

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katiespn411.bsky.social•105 days ago

OMG this is absolutely fantastic! Definitely saving!

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virginiahall32.bsky.social•103 days ago

I’d PAY to see Mr Garcia send this letter‼️‼️‼️😆

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baward.bsky.social•105 days ago

Love this!

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jmecc.bsky.social•105 days ago

Love this!!!

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invictusghost.bsky.social•105 days ago

Please, send this.

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hobbesjosh.bsky.social•105 days ago

He can hide behind the speech and debate clause.

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amp01.bsky.social•104 days ago

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newcomerf.bsky.social•105 days ago

You realize when you stop posting we’re all going to think the gendarmerie has had you “removed.”

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chocolatepudding28.bsky.social•105 days ago

So good 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

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dixon18dem.bsky.social•104 days ago

Good one 😂🤣😂🤣

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ivegotnofilter.bsky.social•105 days ago

He poked the bear HARD!!🤯🤣

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brokwindsor.bsky.social•105 days ago

Too wordy. Just say “🖕you and Elmo!”

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piraccim.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is so good! And love the reference - that should be made more frequently- to Joseph McCarthy.

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traceycavasin.bsky.social•105 days ago

That Edward Martin is out of bounds and has no right -
Its Amendment speech -

I'd frame it and share it around everywhere making fun of another DEI hire - Their revolting label, used against them.

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traceycavasin.bsky.social•105 days ago

1st Amendment speech

My typos are getting truly shocking -

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kendaman.bsky.social•105 days ago

Hold up, imma get a stamp!

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nevergonnakneel.bsky.social•105 days ago

Love it

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schappy.bsky.social•105 days ago

Wow, now THAT’S worth the ink!

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bullit-n-i.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is GOLDEN!

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cowski61.bsky.social•104 days ago

Wow what a great come back!!!

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kenwhite.bsky.social•105 days ago

George. Come on. No.

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buildmore.bsky.social•105 days ago

The proper response would be a political statement, not a legal argument.

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clemensd1.bsky.social•105 days ago

@kenwhite.bsky.social we’re just joking. Any lawyer worth their salt wouldn’t recommend this kind of response. Not you, not @gtconway.bsky.social, or any other reputable attorney

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virginiahall32.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yeah whatever. Let me tell you something. If our soldiers and statesmen during WWII had behaved with the “decorum” you insist on here, we’d all be speaking German with a portrait of Hitler in our houses.

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baronvoncaelum.bsky.social•104 days ago

I think we’re in a time that allows for the abandonment of ‘decorum’. Minimizing self imposed damage is the very weakness these people are trying to exploit. If you think you retain “repute” by being polite and amenable, I, respectfully, think you’re sucking shit from the ass of an oligarch.

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jennofark.bsky.social•104 days ago

I still like my suggestion more:

"Dear Mr. Martin,

Speaking of dicks, suck mine.

Sincerely,

Representative Robert Garcia
U.S. House of Representatives"

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reddoglady.bsky.social•104 days ago

🤣

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geneticspam.bsky.social•105 days ago

So you guys could be like Siskel and Ebert, only for law. I’d pay to see that.

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medinasod.bsky.social•105 days ago

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baronvoncaelum.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yes. What “reputable” attorney are we working against. Any reputable attorney’s at this point are the side if resistance.

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ablativmeatshld.bsky.social•105 days ago

In fairness, it will only get the stupid ones...

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calebwoodruff.bsky.social•105 days ago

Is this going on the master list of things not to do?

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catmemesplease.bsky.social•104 days ago

Agreed.

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patpound.bsky.social•105 days ago

Elaborate please. I assume this is an inside the legal system reference.

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driver9.bsky.social•105 days ago

I came up with a similar template response, only much shorter because I am into the whole brevity thing....

"Fuck off you worthless MAGA Nazi piece of shit."

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angeledehart.bsky.social•104 days ago

Excellent 🙌🏾

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darkcocatiel.bsky.social•104 days ago

No notes 🫡

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clucia.bsky.social•105 days ago

Definitely. I see absolutely no need for editing.
Clear as a bell. Ohhh wait. He has trouble with metaphors 🤣

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glitterjedi.bsky.social•104 days ago

I’m verklempt with dissemination.

Carry on while I sprinkle this genius clap back everywhere.

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zmiuga.bsky.social•104 days ago

Replying back with a simple ‘Go fuck yourself.’, or some other variation of it may be better. Kinda like when McAuliffe told Germans at Bastogne to fuck off - “Nuts!”, when Germans demanded he surrender. No need to give lectures when dealing with cunts.

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fingbullshit.bsky.social•105 days ago

Fantastic work 👏💙🇺🇸

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egandale.bsky.social•104 days ago

Mr garcia should be pissed off by my saying elon is a freak and asshole. Also an immigrant.

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egandale.bsky.social•104 days ago

Perfect.

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3hoods.itch.io•105 days ago

Ooooh, and it's too bad all the burn wards are likely defunded by now...

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hartfield01.bsky.social•105 days ago

Epic❗️❗️❗️Reprint it and send it. This group of minions are used to being “pushed back” on their statements. This letter, I think, woukd make them read it twice 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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hartfield01.bsky.social•105 days ago

Correction: group of minions “aren’t”

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elizmadsen.bsky.social•105 days ago

No, "is" is correct because group (the subject of the sentence/phrase) is singular, rather than the plural word "groups".

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peterludemann.bsky.social•104 days ago

Both are correct, depending on whether you're thinking of the group as a unit or the group as a number of individuals. (This distinction tends to be more common in Britain than in USA)

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mike4mus6.bsky.social•105 days ago

Soooooo GOOD❤️🇺🇸

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ajbblue.bsky.social•105 days ago

🙌 👏

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ksjackson-levine.bsky.social•105 days ago

That gets a Follow!

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ginloula.bsky.social•105 days ago

So good!!!!

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10000talkers.bsky.social•105 days ago

This was my suggestion…
https://bsky.app/profile/10000talkers.bsky.social/post/3linfyplb322z

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thebestwords.bsky.social•104 days ago

I meant, Mr. Brock.

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thebestwords.bsky.social•104 days ago

I could not love Rep. Garcia more.

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woodburyamanda.bsky.social•104 days ago

This is awesome!

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nickdanger42.bsky.social•104 days ago

👏👏👏

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vtdragon.bsky.social•105 days ago

Download and ready to revise and send. Thank you so much.

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tsonic45.bsky.social•104 days ago

It's hard to insult their intelligence, when they have none.

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cynsanta.bsky.social•104 days ago

Perfect response!

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barbiedoll62.bsky.social•105 days ago

Ohhhh that is awesome

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bicyclesamurai.bsky.social•105 days ago

Yes! The perfect response.

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purrelli.bsky.social•104 days ago

Brilliantly penned. The snowflake outage storm is laughable from such incompetent bootlicking stooges who routinely practice daily cranial rectal insertion

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robina1955.bsky.social•105 days ago

Ohmygod so perfect.

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cathi-meyers.bsky.social•104 days ago

👏👏👏

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twohats2024.bsky.social•104 days ago

Beautiful!

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dwoolvett.bsky.social•105 days ago

Is the Unitex State the 47 Ovlast of Russia?

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distractible.bsky.social•104 days ago

Not bad. But the template Kevin Kruse offered is simpler and wittier.

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glady95.bsky.social•105 days ago

Chef's kiss 😘

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rcam.bsky.social•104 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/mjfree.bsky.social/post/3linxrov4bk26

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gloriaq.bsky.social•105 days ago

OMG, this guy is a poet!🤣🤣

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tfodor.bsky.social•104 days ago

Wow!

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gilbang.bsky.social•105 days ago

remember the art modell response to a lawyer?
"I thought you should know that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters"

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gtconway.bsky.social•105 days ago

My favorite.

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frustratedcit17.bsky.social•105 days ago

Love it!

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kaporter.bsky.social•105 days ago

Poetic

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peacelikeariver.bsky.social•104 days ago

Oh. That’s good. Really really good.

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horner-jake.bsky.social•104 days ago

perfect!

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gshep1954.bsky.social•105 days ago

Whoa, I hope Garcia actually uses this as his response. That would be awesome

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suzangreen.bsky.social•105 days ago

Brilliant!

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bskywatcher.bsky.social•105 days ago

Get John Malkovich to do a thespian read of it, with an orchestra in the background for impact.

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k3ymast3r.bsky.social•105 days ago

Now THAT is a well written letter.

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kmburk.bsky.social•105 days ago

An eloquent response. I’m hoping Ed Martin understands all those big words.

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runner4fun.bsky.social•104 days ago

George, you should have been a lawyer. (It takes one to know one.)

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sageisland.bsky.social•105 days ago

Brilliant.

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votevaxresist.bsky.social•103 days ago

Sooooo gooooood!!!!!

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photosean.bsky.social•105 days ago

Brilliant!

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seattlesipper.bsky.social•104 days ago

Too many words. I prefer the old-fashioned response.
https://archivesfoundation.org/documents/surrender-nuts-gen-anthony-mcauliffes-1944-christmas-message-troops/

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voiceofthesane.bsky.social•105 days ago

This, all day long. Call it out for both the stupidity and the danger.

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suddensyl.bsky.social•104 days ago

Freaking perfect!

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brianjones74.bsky.social•105 days ago

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kealcrow41.bsky.social•105 days ago

It's good. Better written than mine. However mine is much more direct.

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elizmadsen.bsky.social•105 days ago

I like it!

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gtconway.bsky.social•105 days ago

I’ll take this

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androidmedia.bsky.social•104 days ago

Always sign such letters with:

"Kind words to follow,"

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kealcrow41.bsky.social•104 days ago

I guess that's the equivalent to the old skool phone call ending "Please hold for Mr. Click"? 😁

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androidmedia.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yeah, damn mobile phones took away gratification of the slamming down the handset.

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saadgrsolibe6.bsky.social•104 days ago

Perfect!

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tropicalblond.bsky.social•105 days ago

Perfect!!! 💙💙💙

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thomasthinks.bsky.social•105 days ago

"I hear there's always demand for bootlickers in totalitarian regimes"💥🎤🫳

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onecaliberal.bsky.social•105 days ago

FUCK YES!!!! THIS IS HOW WE FIGHT.

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johnlynker.com•105 days ago

Better than Lamar-Drake!

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disparatedespair.bsky.social•104 days ago

Don't be so hard on US Att Martin. Mouth-breathing concrete thinkers dont understand concepts like metaphors.

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jksrufus1.bsky.social•105 days ago

Brilliant!!

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gretelvo.bsky.social•105 days ago

This is lovely.

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sooradar.bsky.social•104 days ago

Brilliant. He should also remind him that he swore an oath to protect and uphold the Constitution, which he failed to do by threatening Mr. Garcia.

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dunwin.bsky.social•104 days ago

Mr Block gets it! Waiting for laws to kick in will not happen on their own.

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hiker77.bsky.social•105 days ago

Love it, George.

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georgiabluedevil.bsky.social•105 days ago

Legend has it that there was a Birmingham, Alabama lawyer in the 1970/80s who had a "f you" stamp made (like the kind that uses an ink pad). He'd stamp demand letters his clients received and mail the stamped letter back to the sender.

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