jaredlwhite.bsky.social
Musician, dad, traveler, fixer of shit, pet guy, husband.
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Totally agree.
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And unto you.
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Oh boy. You're right. Enjoy your buttcrack.
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You clearly live in a more affluent neighborhood.
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Right, but my quote is the same.
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Oh for fucks sake!
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Don't kill me, please.
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You'd be a lot prettier if you smiled more?
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Adults on bikes in the winter time = revoked driver’s license.
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Do it!
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And why the fuck can I take a screen shot of my lock screen?
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These responses. It's got to be another joke.
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I kept hearing songs in random playlist, and was like, "well, who the fuck is this?" And every time I'd look it was Zach Bryan. It's good stuff.
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He kind of looks like my aunt.
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No it ain't, no it ain't, you just gotta know the territory
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True. And I don't know if Ohio is a right to work state. It's a good thing you're so good at geography, otherwise nobody else would have known.
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I'd support an invasion of Canada if we got rid of mounties. ACAB.
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Like that little bitch at the roller rink who stuck her leg way out and coasted under the bar that was nearly on the ground. Fuck you, Jennifer.
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No, but seriously. If you can be replaced that easily, you fucking deserve it.
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It's going to be a long... downward spiral? They sure as fuck aren't leaving in 4 years.
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He probably ought to run again, just to see what happens.
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And, sweet baby Jesus, they made unarmed men march into machine guns.
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It's a fact. I see them every goddamn day. They're happy as a pig eating shit.
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La la la... la la lala, la la la lala lala...
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So... about these farms... are there goats? Because goats are pretty cool. But don't take away my meds, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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As someone who is uneducated, how do you expect me to ask the right question? I'm not even sure what the fuck we're talking about. Want me to have a look at something mechanical? Sure! Want me to get the TPM reports done by lunch? Get fucked.
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Takes are overrated.
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Those are all southern states because they're all "right to work." If they'd been union, at least they'd get a severance package.
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More cumin that a cumin.
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Agreed. One of his biggest mistakes was pardoning the traitors. It's why we are where we are.
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Hug life.
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But my mouth says... don't talk to me, fuckhead.
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His secret is, he's always angry.
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My friend says it's the space between the notes too.
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Where did you ever find the time for all of that?
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This guy gets it.
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Trumpet player, perhaps?
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Oh wow you totally didn't come off as a jazz scholar.
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Thank you for correcting my joke. It's only 8 if you live your life in the key of C. You've been a big help.
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You really didn't have to. I was making a joke.
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But not all of those combinations are listenable music. I can crush a keyboard all day and never play a song.
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As a bit of a craftsman myself, I'd say a poor craftsman blames his training, but a good craftsman blames no one, because he's done good work.
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They're outside your house right now!
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It held 200 songs.
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Remember this little fella'?
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Concentration camps are there to help us with our concentration.
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I love my crosstrek.
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Cybertruck driver's kid having them drop them off a block from school like, "why didn't you just get a crosstrek like everyone else?"