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the story today is of a profoundly low energy military parade being met with millions of americans in nationwide protests denouncing the dictatorial pretensions of the president

Holy shit a bunch of ICE prisoners who weren't getting fed broke down a fence and escaped this fucking rips Moreover, ICE must be destroyed www.nj.com/essex/2025/0...

Damn, that's crazy, I wonder if anyone has a recording of the event to figure out who was telling the truth. If only there were journalists who worked for this organization who could find out what happened!

New euphemism for authoritarian lawlessness just dropped

Crypto now accounts for more than half of Donald Trump’s net worth. www.forbes.com/sites/danale...

You’re a billionaire, why don’t you buy it and make it perfect for us, get some real Nazi thought leaders to make it a richer experience Who in their right mind feels like they “haven’t heard from the other side,” god forbid we don’t hear from them for 10 goddamn minutes

Gerontocracy is hardly just a vibes or messaging problem when Republicans are able to pass major bills because ancient Democrats keep dying in office.

i think the biggest public relations coup AI boosters scored was calling it “AI.” people genuinely think it is an intelligence, and that when they query it, it is providing reasoned answers

If the notion the Gaza protests were broadly antisemitic was a fringe conservative media canard rather than an idea spread by the mainstream press, would they be trying all this legally? How much are columnists talking nonsense going to cost these colleges? How many students will suffer?

On the night she was picked up by immigration agents near Tufts, Rümeysa Öztürk said she had no idea who the men were who took her phone and hustled her into a van. For hours on a long drive north, she was shackled and feared she might be killed, she said in a statement filed in federal court.

If the Supreme Court decides that the government can "erroneously" disappear you off the street to a foreign torture prison, and that federal courts have no power to do anything about it, that is, in a meaningful way, Pretty Much It www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

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Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.

i think we have created enough art about the beatles. there is already a lot of art that is about the beatles. the beatles created a lot of art, too. i think we can stop making new art about the beatles.

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

Bloomberg reporting that *all* #FOIA staff at CDC, NIH, and FDA are gone. Absolutely gobsmacking stuff: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

BREAKING: Trump admin says it mistakenly deported a Maryland father who had *withholding of removal* back to El Salvador on March 15. Govt told court Monday it won't bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia back. "What.The.Fuck..." one govt attorney told me. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... @theatlantic.com

Here’s a live data tracker and map of academics targeted by ICE/State Dept, as well as an ICE detention tracker. To note in the academic abductions: Every arrest or attempted arrest so far has been done off-campus. Degree being pursued and country of origin show no patterns yet.

We confirmed it: The solid-gold Rolex Daytona that Kristi Noem wore as imprisoned men stood like props behind her cost more than a car. Gift link: drewharwell.com/stories/a-so...

Being snatched off the street for your opinions. I'll say it again. We are deciding, right now, whether the aspirations we hold for this country are finished. Whether we're going to let these hoodlums and grifters throw what's left of the American idea into the garbage for their own profit and gain.

Again, it must be said that her actual views are immaterial—whether or not we agree with what she has said or done (and I do)—she cannot and should not be imprisoned for them in a country with a Constitution that guarantees free expression.

SCIF = Signal Chat Is Fun

Bragging about the ACA 15 years after its passage while the reactionary movement it mobilized has a trifecta and is disappearing people to offshored concentration camps using the national security infrastructure he maintained instead of dismantling is Obama's narrow of political horizon crystalized

De jure segregation is back on the menu boys.

Every time I hear about the conditions of the El Salvador camps I think about growing up hearing lots of stories where the US invaded & overthrew a government that captured and treated people like that. I know the mythical US of WWII stories distinct from historical truth but the myth is dying too.

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

New: The Alien Enemies Act hearing with Judge Boasberg is about to begin. I'll follow along here

You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time

1. Today, powerful speeches from trans representatives in Montana SJ Howell and Zooey Zephyr flipped 29 Republicans, killing anti-trans bills. While some Dems like Newsom abandon trans people, these reps show the power of representation. Watch their speech. Subscribe to support our journalism.

I need everyone to send me good thoughts. Today I'm formally pitching A24 my idea of making an MJ Lenderman biopic that gradually reveals, via nightmarish flashbacks, that MJ Lenderman is actually Neil Young after taking The Substance.

Which law professor(s) will write an op-ed arguing that Trump really is king?

No, he doesn't. Randy E. Barnett and Ilan Wurman should be disbarred and removed from their positions for even saying this. There should be no mercy for people articulating this made up bullshit in the legal profession. They are enablers of fascism no different than the lawyers of the Nazi regime.

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake

Do NOT let people rewrite history to fit their political narrative. Decriminalization in Oregon was successful by every metric it was intended to address. But people like this - selfish - fell for an expensive right wing campaign to make them think it was bad, and they fell for it and got rid of it.

They’re deleting websites while we watch the Super Bowl This one for CHILD TAX CREDITS

me, reading all of you on bluesky: the american experiment is over. we know not what hell we enter over the coming years me, writing an email: Hi! I hope this finds you well.

We are at the point of the fascist autocoup where the interim US Attorney is replying to an anonymous pro-Nazi account who wants to see someone punished for simply sharing the names of Elon Musk's lackeys who have gotten access to extremely sensitive government data systems.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

Please kill me