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[They stab Caesar.]

OH SHIT HE'S DOING THE THING

Dear Canada, I felt compelled to make something. To stick up for, and to honour. To show our strength, beauty, genius, empathy, light & heart. It's made with deep gratitude for the people and places of this beautiful land. Vive le Canada 🇨🇦❤️✌️💪 vimeo.com/1056619122/f...

No matter how rough a week you had, just remember that Flavor Flav just finished setting all his clocks forward 1 hour

Oh my fucking god

Manacled Vol 1 by @senlinyu.bsky.social Cover 🥀 #dramiome #dhrart

Always deeply relevant

I do appreciate how creative humans are and how they can make songs about the fall of democracy that really slap

They screwed this all up.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Okay, so at the request of the lovely @trance.bsky.social , I'm going to tell a story about what happens when a shitty person is "just joking", and then discovers there are consequences. AKA That Time Kat Started An Antifascist Hallway Riot In The Third Grade. Grab your beverage of choice.

Canada’s two national sports on full display tonight: 1) Hockey 2) Ripping on the coaching/team selection when Canada loses a hockey game.

There is nothing brave or new in CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD. It's a tap dancing vision of a Black Captain America. My review via @ebertvoices.bsky.social.

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

Some dipshit is trying to go at Jon Krakauer and brother let me tell you I would never ever want to be the dude on the end of a 20 page Jon Krakauer rebuttal jonkrakauer.medium.com/the-youtuber...

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

When you don’t understand how anything works, everything is a conspiracy.

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

My friend just sent me a Reddit post that looks like it solved the empyrean series and the author of the post was thorough with receipts and grey zone implications.

Philadelphia is such a specific place.

hi! @teenvogue.bsky.social has been a reliable outlet for strong political journalism since at min 2016 — which was *9* years ago! you don't need to be surprised each time you're impressed by our work! (maybe other outlets would respect us more if you didn't!) signed, 1/2 of Teen Vogue Politics

They’re enjoying the snow in Louisiana

This is what it looks like when you lose a massive spacecraft on its way to orbit right over the Caribbean. Lots of commercial flights turning/holding/diverting to avoid falling debris from SpaceX's Starship.

Go inside the cockpit to see and hear the incredible work and skill it takes the pilots and crews to do a fire retardant drop….awesome stuff 🎯💪

There is something so sweet about the human capacity for enthusiasm. For a few days everyone in LA has been glued to Watch Duty and getting in the weeds of how water drops work. Now there are people out here who honestly have a favorite water plane that they are following closely and rooting for.

LRP: In my previous hometown we called people like that Nenshi Nouns (because when the river is closed due to intensive flooding you should not attempt to raft down it)

People I think we should be able to punch in the nose on an emergency disaster basis: 1. Drones interfering with firefighting 2. Lookie loos taking pics and selfies at fire sites while homeowners are fleeing 3. Influencers, whether fire-related or not (just give me this one)

I believe that this excerpt, and the highlighted sentence in particular, should be included prominently in the Warner bros defense against the Crichton estate lawsuit over this show

This is Ragnar. He was being gentle with his egg, but then a wall came out of nowhere and ruined everything. 13/10

Canadian air crew doing precision water drops on #PalisadesFire 🇨🇦💪🎯

On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.

On a 2004 episode of The West Wing, the First Lady sets the record straight on the difference between the Sesame Street Muppets and the Muppet Show Muppets. Notably, Stockard Channing (Abbey Bartlet) and Lily Tomlin (Debbie Fiderer) have previous connections to both!

These firefighters are miraculous. Just insane badassery all around now that the winds are not being total bastards. -H

Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏

Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

I love math as a language, and all the patterns that are exposed once you start playing with it

The Dogs of 2024 youtu.be/yKcQScxYdYM?...

1. Alleged abuser harasses or assault someone 2. Alleged Victim speaks out. 3. Journalists cover it. 4. Abuser sues the journalists to stop others from speaking out and reporting on it because lawyers are expensive. DARVO at its peak. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARVO

We all need to familiarize ourselves with DARVO because it’s what Trumpism is all about. Any time a rich and powerful man starts screaming he’s actually the victim it’s DARVO. Its extremely effective until you realize whats going on: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARVO

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

Our neighbourhood just threw a campfire/outdoor rink/lantern party and it was even better than it sounds

people really need to remember the printer gun post in times like this.

I was just looking at this map of all the romance focused bookstores in the US and man, we are living in dreamy times. (I think there are even more in the past 6 months, too!) smartbitchestrashybooks.com/2024/06/a-ma...

This is the first year my daughter *got* what she was watching

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits: