jaydsmith.bsky.social
Blue dot yada yada. Husband/Father. Ever the optimist. Real person. Don’t DM me: I don’t want your crypto or your invite to your OnlyFans page.
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You can absolutely tell Rubio doesn’t believe any of the bullshit he’s spouting in press conferences. I think it’s eating at him. I think he goes to bed every night wondering, “What have I done?”
Now, there’s no escape. He was absolutely humiliated by Trump during the Joint Congress address.
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Patel doesn’t have enough permanent markers to redact one man’s name.
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You know that dude is up late at night with a bag of Doritos hacking to change his permissions with full authority.
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Rogue nations be like: “for $200K, we gonna need you to dump this vial into the water systems.”
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Oh fuck!
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Never freezes… always available.
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Perfect answer! 🤪
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Not. Today.
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The point being, that during these times, humanity can care for and understand humanity. I hate that both Canadians and Americans will likely face the consequences of Trump’s stupidity.
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Just remember, that good decent Americans who did not vote for this orang f*ck, will suffer. It is sane Americans who understand that Canada is an ally and trade partner.
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I’m probably not going to get that same treatment from Abbott in Texas. Minnesota’s looking better everyday.
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😂 I see what you did there!
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Same… nothing better than coffee that’s been nuked about 4 times over 6 hours.
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Me (back in 2016): He doesn’t care about you!
MAGA: Well, he doesn’t know me personally, but he cares about all of us!
Me: 👀
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I wonder if FoxNews and NewsNation are waiting for their cue from Trump on how they need to respond… 🤔
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If anyone has any pointers on getting this suspicious cat to use the new box, I’d appreciate it!
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I would buy firewood to supplement the gas and electricity bill.
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Put cayenne pepper in his… or something bitter.
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Perfect analysis!
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Yeah… dark magic
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Mama knows!
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This is what I’m seeing… 😆
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The “wait, don’t leave” discount.
I finally deactivated my account so that it will be deleted in 30 days over there… I think that’s how it works.
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Piers Morgan is still alive?
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Well, I didn’t try to “toe” Threads… that should have been “the”.
Yet again, here’s another app that doesn’t seem to have an edit option.
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That could put her in a predicament
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She probably IS that guy…
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Who crosses a Boxer with a Dachsund?
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I now yell at the TV when I see Dr. Phil on it somehow. Same for Steve “he gonna make America great again”Harvey.
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Who DM’s ppl on the first day like this?
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Before I saw our name on this post, I read “oh myyy” in your iconic voice.
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My boss pretty much said the same thing when I spoke with him this past Friday. It’s a joke of an administration.
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Congrats from an old(er) inactive LVN!