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The petition to revoke Musk's Canadian citizenship isn't enough. we need to revoke his Earth citizenship

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Every single journalist who is like "they were fired for what ALLEGEDLY APPEARED to be a Nazi salute" is a fucking coward.

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Still one of the greatest wrestling interviews of our generation youtu.be/YFxYG-NBwyY?...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I want to dye my hair so I can finally have blue hair and pronouns

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

excited to wake up and drink coffee tomorrow :)

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submitted 7 days ago • 55 comments

Whenever a bot or scammer messages me, I ask them their favorite kind of cheese.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The pope is probably gonna die soon. I think this time they should elect a cool pope who smokes weed and skateboards

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I think it would be really easy for me to quit my job and just be a full time right-wing gamer grifter. It would be SO EASY to just make 3 hour long video essays about how Spider-Man 2 is woke and gay or whatever

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Up late eatin crackers

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

WWE fans in 2022: AEW is all just ex WWE guys lol WWE fans in 2025: YOO WE GOT ETHAN PAGE AND RICKY STARKS AND PENTA AND CODY AND CM PUNK! I HOPE FENIX AND MIRO SHOW UP SOON!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Sports fans love to make fun of wrestling fans, but I don't know a single wrestling fan who decided to destroy public property over a match result.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Fallon Be Funny Challenge: Impossible Edition

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The Monday after the Superbowl as somebody who doesn't give a solitary fuck about sports is always fun. Just a day full of "yeah, I didn't see it. Oh yeah, I heard about that! Yeah I saw a clip of a guy reacting to that but had zero context."

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I do this thing where I think about quitting weed or taking a t break, then suddenly I'm in a weed store going "what's the heaviest hitting cart I can get? It's called Northern Lights Out and it's 98%? I'll take two"

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When a retail worker tells you they close in 2 minutes and you say "ok" then keep browsing, you're a bad person. Sorry I don't make the rules

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We should do a Reverse Hunger Games where once a year we kill the richest person alive and use their wealth on social services and whatnot. Then for the rest of the year, every billionaire is scrambling to spend as much as possible so they aren't the next to go.

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Oh so the terriff thing was just a publicity stunt to make Trump look like he got a win without actually doing anything? Just like the tiktok thing? I'm noticing a pattern

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Americans are like "Canadians booed our anthem at a basketball game?? I thought they were nice!" I think a lot of Americans are about to learn that just because we are POLITE, that doesn't mean we're NICE

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way to make it so I don't see screenshots of twitter on bluesky? I came here to get away from that shit

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I guess it's a good thing I pretty much exclusively drink Canadian beer

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Nobody ever taught me how to Dougie:(

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Today at work a 10 year old kid (he proudly told me his age) challenged me to arm wrestling. I let him win and he ran away yelling "mom, I just beat a 20 year old man at arm wrestling!"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Remember 2019? That was 25 years ago.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I hope the ghost of Stan Lee slaps the shit out of this dude. Like, say you know absolutely nothing about marvel comics without SAYING it

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Oops I posted a Nazi's place of work on Reddit and got permanently banned from that subreddit

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Legitimately the sickest biker jacket I've even seen

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Today has turned me into The Joker.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Are conservative men all just Mac from Always Sunny?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm I haven't tried ChatGPT in a while — time to give it a spin and see why it's worth $157 billion

submitted 31 days ago • 70 comments

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

submitted 31 days ago • 437 comments

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

submitted 32 days ago • 462 comments

Pretty cool how I can say "Nazis do not deserve to live" on bluesky and not get my entire account nuked.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

It would be really cool if @mega64official.bsky.social came to a Canadian convention like Anime North or Toronto Fan Expo, because you couldn't pay me to cross the border for the next 4 to infinity years.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Much like Facebook, everybody under 40 has left Twitter to The Olds so they can talk about how Gen Z is ruining the world or whatever.

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Son of Gondor

submitted 37 days ago • 36 comments

Just ate 4 slices of pizza and washed it down with a double espresso like a true Italian gentleman 🤌 (I am not Italian)

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