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My biggest tech fantasy is a color eink smartwatch - there's been significant improvement in the technology since Pebble's day; battery life and outdoor readability are both concerns for smartwatches and play to eink's strengths; and a *watch* really only needs a display with a 1hz refresh rate.

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An alternate universe that's just like ours, but every second is best. Servers ask "is Coke okay?" when you order a Pepsi. Kids beg to go to Burger King and settle for McDonald's. Bassists are the gods of rock bands. Everyone fast-forwards through the fuck scenes in order to get to the blowjobs.

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Hot bubble tea is where it's at. Never more than 30% sweet.

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A pedantic internet nerd who makes videos I like has a new one that very neatly condenses several thoughts I've had lately on the value of participating in the act of curating things of interest to you instead of endlessly scrolling the FYP.

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for no particular reason, my thoughts on various music formats in the alt text: the physical media era

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Theydies and gentlethem: The Internet!

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Iceland, I know you like your linguistic purity, but let me make an argument for "frædræs"

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Social media has made it so that I question every typo for whether its an authentic mistake or an intentional plant to drive audience engagement

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

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i don't want to gatekeep for a community i don't belong to, but i kiiiinda feel like if all you post are pics of yourself being penetrated by strangers and wearing a faceful of their jizz, you might not be asexual.

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Tonight in Life With Cats:

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Twerking to Depeche Mode, but just the Martin Gore ballads

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Unironically one of my favorite albums.

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I'm just waiting for the day when Social Media Hoes start promoting pregame gummies stacked with THC, a microdose of psilo, immodium, cialis, and antivirals.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Every pedant needs one thing they can just let be even though it's technically inaccurate, and for me, it's "second sphinct." it's concise and captures the spirit. Plus it's where all the fun begins.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Gays: we are predictable.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Dear upstairs neighbor, Look, I get that she makes you cum real hard once every few weeks, but y'all're fighting way too much for it to be worthwhile. Stick to your word next time you say you're done with her.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I made a playlist.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment