jayteelan.bsky.social
I guess.
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TMI is just enough I
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One of my first fuckbuds turned me into a powerbottom - antidepressants made it hard for him to cum, but Viagra kept him hard. It took me a few years to realize most guys can't keep going for three hours at a time, so I had to resort to multiples 😜
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Freelance. Coupla guys I played with when I was in the area last year. I ain't got escort money 😅
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It's okay, i don't really need my skull anyways
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Hours later, discovering my phone autocorrected this post and feeling the need to re-correct it to protect myself from Pedants Like Me, even though everyone got it based on context.
*uninhabitable, obvsies
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And Moloko!
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Came here to say this
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Big blerd energy
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John Cage, 4'33"
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Fuck Sabrina Carpenter's Short and Sweet, gimme an 8-minute version of "Espresso"
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*waves* 40 tomorrow. Spent my childhood getting RSVP nos to my parties because of Father's Day.
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More like Rubro-booty-lus, amirite?
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Me and The Magnetic Fields' 69 Love Songs thanks to my freshman year roommate.
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As someone who's been a chef, I fucking hate the word "authentic." Right down there with "gourmet."
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Authenticity is acknowledging that we live in a globalized and industrialized world where people move to different places, get exposed to different cultures, and make adaptations based on what is and isn't available to them.
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I want couch sloth pride. With gaping sloppy buttholes.
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It's important to celebrate the femme, fabulous, and camp of our community, but I also want us to acknowledge that dear lord, they/we can be exhausting.
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@obsoletesony.com
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You probably deserve it, TBH
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Good thing I have CPS on speed dial
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youtu.be/EKGUJXzxNqc?...
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YESSSSS
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...is this about Barbara Walters?
Thanks, @kathygriffin.bsky.social
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(yes, I'm a tryhard fanboy desperate for senpai's attention)
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The hot air rework station itself would cost more than the replacement board - which would also have zero learning curve, so I could get my device back in action in no time.
But man, @ifixit.com and @shahrammokhtari.bsky.social in particular just make me want to learn and do more on my own. Bless.
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Problem: different manufacturers arrange the pins slightly differently, and some of those are on the underside of the port, inaccessible to a standard soldering iron. I'd need to buy and learn new tools just to desolder the original port and find a matching one on DigiKey.
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Also, is "remember to schedule your colonoscopy" an official meme yet?
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he'll yeah
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My husband turned 60 last month and I'm a couple days shy of 40; he's the youngest guy I've ever dated. First husband was 41 years my senior.
I've never really socialized with anyone around my age or younger, so I basically expect to die alone. My social needs are, minimal, though, so that's fine.
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Hæ hó jibbà jei
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it's like they precision-engineered it to make sure you spend as much time as possible walking past luxury-branded stores that somehow still feel abandoned. I eventually learned to find my way around after four years of daily commutes through it. still fucking horrible.
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My hack around this during business hours is that you can go into the Apple Store that's right by the observation deck and take their stairs down. After hours, it'll cost a swipe, but you can do the same through the 1 train platform.