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puppy

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

RIP big dog

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

retreating to my torqued ellipse for the foreseeable future

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

dudes rock

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

(smart) Beavis & Butthead

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Finally a town for boys Meet me by the ol Obelisk

submitted 393 days ago • 5 comments

this is the funniest graph

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

fun language fact! "automobile" and "saxamophone" both contain the english midfix -mo-, meaning 'modern, of the age'

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

friday night

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

are you fucking kidding me

submitted 15 days ago • 27 comments

Best toilet 2024 Best toilet for enthusiast Enthusiast grade toilet for men Movie star toilet Best toilet mark wahlberg

submitted 351 days ago • 7 comments

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

As well he should

submitted 19 days ago • 236 comments

Over the years I've probably rescued 200+ bugs from certain death. Now whenever I'm in trouble and there are bugs nearby, I call on the bugs for aid. Hasn't worked yet but when it does it's going to change the world forever

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

brb going back to 2020 to kick the tires of the morgue trucks that had bodies stacked up in the goddamn street

submitted 21 days ago • 33 comments

Everyone talks about 100 men versus 1 gorilla, but can you even imagine the peace of being gently mentored by an orangutan on the orangutan lifestyle

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 19 comments

Happy Mother’s Day

submitted 33 days ago • 42 comments

I hate that new 2fa protocol that makes you run outside and take pics of 7 different kinds of bugs you find by lifting up the nearest rock. Stresses me out trying to find the different insects in under 30 seconds. Just let me check my damn savings account.

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

no matter how bad things get at least John Carpenter is still out there smoking weed and getting really into incredibly mid video games

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

one of the most admirable aspects of human culture, until comparatively recently, is the near universal civilisational compulsion to wear a silly hat after you accumulate any amount of power fundementally this is where society started going wrong. why don't the powerful wear drip like this anymore

submitted 278 days ago • 28 comments

Now that's just a top-tier sequence of words.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

If you ask a child what the opposite of “dog” is, they’ll say “cat.” This is because children are not ready for the knowledge of the Undog

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

omw to Sonic for a cherry limeade

submitted 411 days ago • 1 comment

finally a politician i can get behind

submitted 48 days ago • 566 comments

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." Stephen Jay Gould, 1941 - 2002

submitted 86 days ago • 21 comments

(Zoomer Tiktok in sepia tone and old timey garb) yo this shirtwaist factory in New York City can produce thousands of women's blouses a day and employs hundreds of fallen women!

submitted 51 days ago • 31 comments

Maybe you were a stupid child Robert

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

happy easter

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

Today we celebrate Him

submitted 54 days ago • 23 comments

If your senator is breaking filibuster records, flying to El Salvador in defense of their constituents, or putting holds on every damned Trump nominee, celebrate them now. Show them they have support. If your senator isn't doing any of that - ask them why not.

submitted 56 days ago • 59 comments

“We’ll have to find out what the truth is” What a great idea! We should invent some sort of “process” that allows us all to discover that truth

submitted 57 days ago • 114 comments

Let’s all get a baby pygmy falcon

submitted 58 days ago • 19 comments

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

submitted 69 days ago • 32 comments

it's been twenty eight years. please read a second book. find a new ip.

submitted 59 days ago • 11 comments

wow that’s crazy liz. I actually like my wife

submitted 61 days ago • 84 comments

Counterpoint: Yes we do

submitted 62 days ago • 13 comments

they should invent a hot dog that adds a day to your life when you eat it

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

Oh, you think you’re a Mothman fan? Do you even know what his mysterious potato chip spice blend tastes like?

submitted 62 days ago • 10 comments