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jdrpg.bsky.social
They/them, loves TTRPGs, video games, and music, P.I., anti-capitalist
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Send them to AO3! It's drastic, but the gay fics on there should help stop any queer rampage.
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Very Democrat of you to ignore the cost of life in a conflict. Also very Democrat to think anyone who hates you is just a conservative.
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This is why you should always study the ancient texts (the Dynasty Warriors games on the PS2).
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If New York has a good mayor, how are billionaires supposed to sell their incredibly useful snake oil?
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LOOK WHAT YOU'VE CURSED ME WITH (great ideas)
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This is both very funny and a little sad. Good article!
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No war but marble war.
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Release the bushes!
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Yeah, you have to be careful. The line between seeing Octarine on magic mushrooms and overdosing on magic mushrooms is a very fine line.
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I agree in principle, but when talking to other wizards who don't take the study of magic as seriously as we do on Sorcerer Twitter don't really get the concepts of a spell you're showing off if you don't say "it's like x magic meets y magic!"
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You sound just like the kid in my cantrips class that kept arguing with the teacher that Prestidigitation could be used to kill an unsuspecting wizard. He failed that class btw
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Exactly! By the way, The Order is recruiting. If you ever wanted to work together to help unify magic, you should join! And don't listen to any nasty rumors about magic stealing. In fact, when you sign up, you should report those who told you that dishonest info.
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This is what I think about your precious orbs
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Let me guess, you're one of those "Counterspell The Order" wizards. Sounds like you should be reported to The Order! My uncle is a part of The Order and he's a hero!
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I was in a game that had Atlantis resurface right before WWI, changing history and turning people into Greek monsters a la Shadowrun. I played a gorgon detective who always wore shades for obvious reasons. He really scratched an itch I didn't know I had.
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When I came out to my tabletop group as genderfluid, they didn't even have the gall to act surprised, just because my previous characters were a feminine man, a masculine woman, an amorphous slime, and a non-binary teen! How could they have known?!
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It has nothing to do with me that I keep playing women to balance out the party! Honestly it says more about the rest of my group. Yeah... This is normal behavior. (Lie)
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In the aftermath, the Drell was so heartbroken that she threw away anything I had ever given her in the hopes they get memory issues would stop her from remembering. Including the ring they found in my equipment 🥲 I think I made the player cry when I mentioned that was a thing my character had.
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Love heroic sacrifices! In a Mass Effect tabletop game, I played a human biotic that started dating another player's Drell with memory problems. The final boss was a huge alien that attacked our ship. I teleported into it to unleash a huge biotic blast, sacrificing myself in the process.
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The only thing more embarrassing then voting for Trump is running a campaign against him and losing.
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Fire resistance is recommended, as when they go into heat, it's a little more literal than usual.
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I like it! Very CrossCode... Um, coded!
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I'm pretty sure the dude is a vampire the way he can't self-reflect.
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As an ex-Mormon, I don't think the LDS church will promote this game. I'm hoping it's just stolen some of the aesthetics the same way Doom has stolen general Christian aesthetics.
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YEAH you do! (I'm so sorry)
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"You're Sith," they say, while holding a red lightsaber.
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No tools or weapons allowed in this hypothetical. Otherwise it would always be in the humans' favor.
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For those who are not sure where to start, the "Humility, Service, and Grace" stories are tons of fun!
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Based on Wii Play Tanks? Instant wishlist! I loved that game so much