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jdshaver.bsky.social
Writer dealing with a long standing block, professional sleeper, non profit electronics snob. I play at being a salesman when I’m not being a professionally casual gamer.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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Just finished an echocardiogram of my heart. The heart “ultrasound” some people call it. The awe I felt looking at the constant effort and process of my own heart was overwhelming. I was literally watching myself in the act of being alive. Of being.

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Seriously. It’s still Feb. WHY am I looking at a current temp of 75 degrees?

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My heart monitor results came back as asymptomatic, so that’s a positive. But knowing where the rest of my health stands, it won’t last long

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Genuinely ready for the fall of modern society. When leadership actually delivers the value of health and prosperity instead of leveraging it as incentive to sell your body, soul, and mental health for their profits, my faith in humanity will be restored

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I've done all the doomscrolling I can for the moment. The heartbreak and worry is so, so real. I've written more letters to state officials this week than in my entire life. Pulling something from my vault-of-things-I-keep-to-encourage-myself, hopefully it will encourage you too.

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this whole "help is very clearly not coming" thing is really echoing all of my childhood trauma 🫠 people keep telling me not to give up and to have faith and my pattern recognition and life experiences has me like "you're fucking joking, right" it must be nice to have a support network right now

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

It gives me no pleasure to say she was right.

submitted 23 days ago • 262 comments

HELP! I’ve doomscrolled too long and now I’m dangerously close to being late for work!

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Not even a full 24 hours wearing this stupid monitor and I’ve already had at least two panic attacks about my own mortality.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Literally two minutes being seen. Waiting in the lobby took longer than the visit. Let’s see what info the 🫀 monitor provides these next few days

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I've created a GoFundMe for my car repair fees. I didn't want to have to do this but here we are. Please share and help if possible. gofund.me/0cc47469

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Just saw a Muskrat Dumpster Truck in the wild. Gotta say. Uglier in person. I didn’t realize we were able to roll back graphics IRL for that low poly look. Half expected to see an explosion

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Cleared out and updated my follow list here to reflect more of my old platforms so I could remove the “Muskrat Financial Support Platform.” Gonna miss some of those places, but I think the nostalgia is the same as Graduation Glasses. It’s always been about the people anyway

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT YEAR ARE WE IN?!?! I just heard that “Numa numa” song from decades ago!

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The past 24 hours has been pretty intense and fairly rough. I haven’t slept. Hospital waiting rooms and ER rooms are not meant for the family

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Labs and updated vaccines handled. Now to go to Walmart for the actual reason for the visit.

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🫀is acting up. Not bad or I would have noticed sooner. Minor concerns but concerns none the less.

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Wow. It took 42 years but I finally have had an EKG. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR HANDS AND ARMS?!?!

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My sister @amberlina313.bsky.social is the sneakiest, most conniving, most wonderful sister I could ever ask for

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Snow!!!

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This is the main focus of the request for aid. Please help

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Please help any way that you can.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Work login failure keeping me off the clock. Glad I have PTO. Just waiting for Sunday support to come in so they can fix stuff

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

It’s my Friday at work, and legitimately all I want to do is call out and go back to sleep

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Villains don’t always wear red hats.

submitted 61 days ago • 811 comments

I'm not sure if I'd be completely intact after said rescue, but I'm 100% certain I'll actually BE rescued.

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