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Closet happy person. Still a dreamer so fuck off, you can’t take that from me.
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I think I'll go and visit my Lily tomorrow. It's been two months since I had to give her up. By all accounts she's happy and healthy but I want to see her because she makes me happy and healthy. Happy Caturday.

It's ok to be frivolous and flip and superficial. You have to survive.

That hand that was found in a school yard in Dublin? Yah that was the Red Hand of Ulster (just like you see on the crossing lights)

I have been so excited since I found out this would be announced today! RIP any ability for me to concentrate: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...

ICYMI: I’m leading a constitutional amendment to undo Citizens United. After an election where a billionaire bought a seat as Shadow President, we must ensure our democracy is truly of, by, and for the people — not corporations and billionaire donors. truthout.org/articles/jay...

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

White people really gotta stop bringing y’all dogs inside food establishments.

How long before the mass graves?

Stop begging the Democrats to "please do something, oh please oh please." They are part of the problem.

When I move to the EU in a few weeks, to what extent will I be able to use GDPR to get the child soldiers to secure my Medicare data?

We’re in a Hobbes-upside-down era where the government is “solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and [inshallah] short” and the humans of the world are left to exert whatever force of Good we can to compensate.

I heard that depression is rampant among veterinarians. (As well as veterans — so all kinds of vets.) So next time you take Fluffy to the vet, tell them how much they matter. I’ll thank you.

Church

As an immigrant who “passes” fucking straight ima flaunt my non-participation in protest.

Calls on social media are growing for February 3rd to be a #undiasininmigrantes #adaywithoutimmigrants. Similar calls in 2006 led to mass student walkouts, enormous protests, and wildcat strikes against anti-immigrant legislation, flooding city centers with millions of people.

The Martinez refinery fire was sabotage by right wing fanatics. You heard it here first.

I know I'm moving to the right country when an official government email ends with these words: "During the application process If we have any queries on the [details] you will be contacted. Hope this is of help. Regards" Flexibility, helpfulness and courtesy from a government agency! ❤️

When you're unsure of the correct spelling of your neighbour's name and you have to check his Wikipedia page to find out

White hat hacker describes all the information that Subaru employees can access for people who drive cars with Starlink. A lot! samcurry.net/hacking-subaru

There's very little on my bucket list for leaving Berkeley and California. Enjoy Asian-influenced cuisine, visit Takara's sake brewery in Berkeley, eat as much Mexican food as I can, ... There's that quote about shaking the dust off my sandals.

Hell yea

Well tomorrow probably won’t be the shitshow it might have been. So there’s that.

Look out, here we come.

My gingerbread for this year. Merry Christmas and happy Voyages to all!!

Anyone seen those two war criminals wanted by the ICC? I saw one of them on TV a couple days ago. Evil incarnate.

I did a favour for my neighbour, helping her with computery things. And another favour. And another. But she keeps asking for more help. Now I’m stressed and resentful. Please advise on how to be an asshole and tell her to fuck off.

I wonder if that war criminal will claim that the court in his corruption trial is "anti-semitic".

I've seen a total of like 7 seconds of Syrian folk dancing in my life, but it looks amazingly graceful and fun. Is it?

Rent is theft.

Oh that reminds me… Have those two war criminals been arrested yet? Is the ICC allowed to order a tactical drone strike?

Yes I know murder is wrong. I’m the guy who got kicked out of high school history for saying there is no such thing as a just war. Still… I mean, CEOs?

A friend of mine just turned 80. She told me that at her age she is invisible. Not in a good way. Another friend (similar vintage) said that her fingerprints were fading with age. I see an opportunity: invisible and no fingerprints? Go do some crimes!

Please tell me we’re done with reggaeton now.

Holy shitsnacks I’ve been on BS for over a year.

Any word on arresting those two war criminals?

When my daughter was a toddler she couldn't pronounce her own name so she called herself "May". I doubled down and called her "May-may" and that turned into "Mei-mei." Pretty soon it took on the meaning of "妹妹." She's a grown-ass woman now and I still call her 妹妹.

Someone please tell me those two war criminals have been arrested.

The funny thing about recovering from suicidal tendencies is that you never stop looking over your shoulder to see if that darkness is creeping up on you again.

What is this starter pack that everyone has been bitching and whining about for the last few weeks?

Life milestone: child invites parents over to celebrate thanksgiving.

@berkeleyscanner.bsky.social Hi Emilie!

I’m a professional actor now, it seems. I doubt the Union will take me though. Dues are a percentage, right? And a fraction of a pittance is, well, not much.