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jebberdy-fibbman.bsky.social
I'm desperate for a laugh over here.
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I am like the long forgotten gum stuck to the bottoms of tables in public spaces. Always out there if you look hard enough.

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I wonder if the muskrat has figured out yet that destroying the very system that made him the richest man on earth is a really dumb move?

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www.democracynow.org/2025/4/15/he...

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www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...

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Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married? Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote. Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

submitted 20 days ago • 1525 comments

I think the things that are happening were planned by Russian think tanks. Krasnov is destroying America at the behest of Putin. The Dumpster Fire is a dummy, but his actions aren't those of a fool, they're well reasoned destruction that is very much on purpose.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

substack.com/@letsgetinto...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.

submitted 24 days ago • 721 comments

@davidsloves.bsky.social Hey. I'm that guy that slept under your van a couple times. 😃

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Have you ever taken the time to lovingly and patiently vacuum your vacuum?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving the UN and NATO is a great way to reset the world right back to pre-WW2, which my history book is telling me was a peaceful time with no wars and wait this isn’t a history book, it’s dogshit on a bar napkin

submitted 58 days ago • 8 comments

As a child practicing bomb drills in school in case Russia attacked us during the Cold War & Cuban Missile Crisis, I never imagined it would be Trump, R's & a corrupt SCOTUS who would help Putin undermine our democracy. #ProudBlue #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TheTurdReich

submitted 59 days ago • 34 comments

Missed connection: at Chili's, you were the cool guy who could take a punch. I was the woman socking people in the butt, yelling "Happy Boxing Day!" till the hostess tackled me

submitted 66 days ago • 19 comments

If you can't love yourself, how are you going to trick someone else into loving you

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

Sure is wild watching the world crumble under the weight of a couple billionaire egos.

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"Um, here's a crazy idea, how about you finish painting the garage?" - Banksy's wife

submitted 104 days ago • 14 comments

Thank you Fitbit for counting each ass wipe as a step ❤️

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

submitted 124 days ago • 66 comments

everyone hypes up makeup sex as being awesome, but this guy I got into a fight with at the bar does not agree

submitted 128 days ago • 8 comments

Single moms in your area are available to shove their ovipositors down your throat and lay their eggs in your chest tonight!

submitted 154 days ago • 3 comments