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I was one of the people screaming all year that Trump was obviously more incapacitated than Biden and asking why the New York Times fuckers kept lying to everyone.

I just learned about "classification by compilation" if you need another reason why this #LastWeekElon email thing is bad

JUST IN: MSPB member Cathy Harris, who's suiing over Trump's attempt to fire her from a position overseeing civil service disputes, lines up #SCOTUS litigator Neal Katyal for likely high court fight

a developmentally disabled drug user with a mangled dick, actually

someone caught a photo of elon’s eyes when he pulled his sunglasses down at CPAC, and he looks like one of those starkly drawn cutaways in ren and stimpy

www.cnn.com/2025/02/22/p...

I told OPM what I did last week

NEW: New Doge/Musk Email Drama Goes Seriously Sideways talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/new-d...

If you’re a federal worker looking for a good accomplishment to share with Elon, tell him you responded to texts from the mother of your children.

Along with the venal cruelty and existential consequences, can we pause to note that this is EXACTLY WHAT MUSK DID AT TWITTER? Beat for beat. Practically word for word. The guy hasn’t had a new idea or operational insight in a decade. He’s on autopilot while demolishing the U.S. government.

Let them fight dot gif

A must read story by @lomikriel.bsky.social "A top former government official who worked on refugee issues told ProPublica that another 100,000 refugees who had already been vetted by the Department of Homeland Security have also been blocked from entering the country." propub.li/3EI9X29

Tarrio was arrested yesterday, yet feels emboldened enough after a weekend of wandering around CPAC to harass a former law enforcement officer who was attacked on Jan. 6.

Uh oh

Anyone start a hashtag game? #LastWeekElon

From a source whose agency got the Musk/Trump email: Numerous federal employees often don’t check their emails unless told to. They also don’t typically have govt issued computers so many can only access email at the agency or department facility…

What is a sudden realization for some is what others have reported for years.

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

Ridiculous

A pretty serious fuckup here either in the tweet or in the email composition that is going to lead to chaos on a grand scale

Nothing says government efficiency like making every single federal employee create more paperwork just to say what they're working on.

Poor bastards on nuclear subs will surface in a month and find they’ve been fired.

The DOGE gang that can't shoot straight: If this is true, it means that not only have the DOGEbros sent an email with a demand of questionable legality to all executive branch workers, but they have sent it to judicial branch employees who are constitutionally beyond their reach.

1. I optimized several processes 2. I delineated strategies for team success 3. I achieved multiple key performance indicators 4. I shattered a limiting paradigm 5. I facilitated exciting new leads

He wasn’t groping him. He was giving him an underhand Nazi salute.

Worst Dropkick Murphys cover version ever.

“please reply to this email with 5 bullets”

huh

Man Who Had Face and Double-Hand Transplant Gets Married www.yahoo.com/news/man-had...

not to mention that all of management (including the ones #P01135809 has appointed) now has to spend all of Monday figuring out what to tell their employees about this

OK, the report is now fully in major media. Media must get an extensive White House response; Congress must investigate (even if it's a minority report); DOJ and the FBI must investigate; the CIA must issue a report on what it knew about this and when.

Emails have gone out to federal employees. Subject: "What did you do last week?" Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager. Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments. Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.

About to speak at the @principlesfirst.bsky.social

I have heard there is no "resignation" part of the email though. Just a request.

Who could have guessed that the former leader of the Proud Boys—convicted of sedition because of January 6th—would, after Trump pardoned him, start to harass the hero cops of January 6th? Who could ever have guessed it? (This went down at the Principles First conference in D.C.)

CPAC Attendees Overwhelmingly Pick Vance as MAGA’s 2028 Successor: ‘Closest Thing to Donald Trump’ www.mediaite.com/politics/cpa...

Even Elon Musk's own AI knows what Musk is really doing.

told ya. they got it in writing.

Oops-- "It Took Two Tries For The DOJ To Convince Apple And Google To Restore TikTok" @richardnieva.bsky.social for @forbes.com

Trump take egg

I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

Trump Says Jimmy Carter Died ‘Happy’ Because Biden Replaced Him as Country’s ‘Worst President’ www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-say...

what if the Dems found a few effective communicators, each with their own "department," and promoted them as a "shadow cabinet" like in the UK @mcuban.bsky.social